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(Message started by: alien2 on Dec 18th, 2017, 11:11am)

Title: Jeepers creepers III
Post by alien2 on Dec 18th, 2017, 11:11am
He slits her throat. Then he beats her up. Finally, he eats her. The local police was aware of this. They didn’t press charges. Why not?!

Title: Re: Jeepers creepers III
Post by Grimbal on Dec 19th, 2017, 7:44am
She was the local police.

Title: Re: Jeepers creepers III
Post by towr on Dec 19th, 2017, 11:02am
[hide]She's a type of cattle that needs tenderizing before consumption[/hide]

Title: Re: Jeepers creepers III
Post by alien2 on Dec 19th, 2017, 11:53pm
Towr wins.

Grimbal, I can't say that I like your answer otherwise the police would arrest me. But, nice try.

Title: Re: Jeepers creepers III
Post by towr on Dec 20th, 2017, 10:02am
[hide]Some people call the police "pigs", so maybe Grimbal was being cryptic :P[/hide]

Title: Re: Jeepers creepers III
Post by alien2 on Dec 20th, 2017, 10:49am

on 12/20/17 at 10:02:57, towr wrote:
[hide]Some people call the police "pigs", so maybe Grimbal was being cryptic :P[/hide]

Alright! It didn't occur to me. Slow brain. I need time to process information; alas, there isn't any . . .  Time flies like an arrow while fruit flies like a banana.

I therefore, take the golden medal away from towr, based on this latest direct evidence, likewise the silver medal away from Grimbal, in order for these two fine riddlers to exchange their prize between them.

Title: Re: Jeepers creepers III
Post by Grimbal on Dec 21st, 2017, 12:59pm
The pig didn't cross my mind (the arrow neither, luckily).

Title: Re: Jeepers creepers III
Post by alien2 on Dec 21st, 2017, 9:51pm
Enough with bacon. But, why? Next you're going to say is that I am an Indian giver.

Title: Re: Jeepers creepers III
Post by Grimbal on Dec 22nd, 2017, 4:09am
I would never say that.

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You are an Indian giver.

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OMG, I did!  How on ... Errr ... whatever planet ... did you kow?

Title: Re: Jeepers creepers III
Post by alien2 on Dec 22nd, 2017, 6:43am
Gimme back my reply! Calling me an Indian giver . . . And next time I appear at your doorstep with fistful of candy, you will KNOW the meaning of kow.



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