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« Reply #75 on: Jun 6th, 2007, 1:29pm » |
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We were talking about setting up rmsgrey with my friend Victoria who he seems to have a lot in common with about the whole "nike" thing, etc. But he lives in England so he said we were on the other side of the pond most likely and then I had to rub it in by adding another 3 thousand miles on. 
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« Reply #76 on: Jun 12th, 2007, 1:48pm » |
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Hehe... I heard another great pick-up line the other day. This one while somewhat cheesy is actually kinda cute in my opinion.
Excuse me, do you have a map?... I got lost in your eyes again.
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« Reply #77 on: Jun 12th, 2007, 6:45pm » |
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Ughh...cheesy. If you're into cheesy ones, take your pick.
1. (With hands on shoulders) Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings.
2. I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
3. Stand still so I can pick you up!
4. [Grab the ass] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
5. Your name must be Mickey because your so fine.
My personal favourite :
6. Wow.
And one that I wouldn't recommend in any circumstances :
7. Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
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Re: women - big problem
« Reply #78 on: Jun 12th, 2007, 10:44pm » |
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on Jun 12th, 2007, 6:45pm, JiNbOtAk wrote:
7. Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here. |
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ROFL !! LOL ! 
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« Reply #79 on: Jun 12th, 2007, 10:47pm » |
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1. "Did it hurt?"
"What did?"
"When you fell from heaven"
2. "Your father must be a gardener"
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"Because you're a real flower"
And one I read about in a local paper -- the guy said it actually work (unlike the otehr ones):
3. "I see something very sad in your eys"
Everyone has a sad point. And pointing it out makes you look observant, simpetatic and sensitive.
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Re: women - big problem
« Reply #80 on: Jun 13th, 2007, 12:13am » |
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on Jun 12th, 2007, 6:45pm, JiNbOtAk wrote:| 2. I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment? |
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That might be taken to imply that everyone that isn't new to town does know where her apartment is. Gosh, I wonder why 
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Re: women - big problem
« Reply #81 on: Jun 13th, 2007, 12:29am » |
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on Jun 13th, 2007, 12:13am, towr wrote:
That might be taken to imply that everyone that isn't new to town does know where her apartment is. Gosh, I wonder why |
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Heh, never thought of it that way.
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« Reply #82 on: Jun 13th, 2007, 10:38am » |
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Yeah... that is kinda the reason I don't recommend trying to come up with some smartass pick up line because there could be some very unexpected implications and reactions.
The eyes one was a continuation of my top 3 worst pickup lines from earlier in the thread.
1) is your last name Cambells? cause you mmm mmm good!
2) do you have a mirror in your pants? cause i can see myself in them...
and then the eyes one as #3 
Hehe... but please continue adding more pickup lines you have heard/used... I find them endlessly entertaining.
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« Reply #83 on: Jun 13th, 2007, 3:46pm » |
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on Jun 13th, 2007, 12:13am, towr wrote:
That might be taken to imply that everyone that isn't new to town does know where her apartment is. Gosh, I wonder why |
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towr, you're such a nerd!!! but i still love you
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« Reply #84 on: Jun 13th, 2007, 4:22pm » |
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on Jun 13th, 2007, 3:46pm, puzzlecracker wrote:
towr, you're such a nerd!!! but i still love you |
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« Reply #85 on: Jun 13th, 2007, 5:51pm » |
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on Jun 13th, 2007, 10:38am, ima1trkpny wrote:| Hehe... but please continue adding more pickup lines you have heard/used... |
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Lines? Nah, this guy has the right idea. 
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« Reply #86 on: Jun 14th, 2007, 10:52am » |
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Well, it is true that women use things like
this to test men... but it's ALSO true that women
do things like this because they want to AVOID
CONFRONTATION.
In other words, a woman will sometimes make
plans with a guy just to avoid saying "no" in the
moment.
But later, she'll flake or cancel because
"something came up"... when she never intended to
show up in the first place.
If women are flaking out on you a lot, it's
probably something that YOU'RE doing up front.
In any case, try this:
Next time you're talking to a woman on the
phone and making plans to get together for tea
say, "Let me ask you a quick question. Do you ever
flake out on things?"
She'll say, "Not usually" (or some other non-
committal thing, most likely).
Say, "Good, because it's one of those things
that I really can't deal with... people that can't
keep their word...and there are a lot of flaky
people in this world."
That might help.
And if she DOES flake at the last minute, don't
accept it.
If she calls and says, "Oh, something came
up..." just answer back, "You know, I was just
starting to think you were DIFFERENT from all the
flaky women I've met"...
Make it clear to women that it is NOT OK to
waste your time and they'll waste it less.
But, if you act nice and sweet and
accommodating... and you transmit the message that
it's OK to flake because you're a nice guy and
won't care, then it will happen to you all the
time
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Re: women - big problem
« Reply #87 on: Jun 14th, 2007, 11:53am » |
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I heartily agree with you on not being a complete rug for a woman to walk all over but once in awhile a real problem comes up so don't assume that your normally dependable girlfriend is flaking on you because one time she calls you saying something came up. I know one time (and I feel so awful about it to this day) I was all set to go on this date with this guy who had taken a lot of time into planning the evening, etc. when I got a phone call telling me a close friend of mine had gotten in a car accident and wanted me (her family was out of town) so I had to call up my date and say I couldn't go. I am pretty sure he thought I was flaking out on him and making it all up. Long story short... he just seemed to lose interest and we never dated again. I regret losing the opportunity to get to know him better but I will never regret being there for my best friend when she needed it.
Basically, give a woman a chance! If she is continually flaky then yeah dump her, but sometimes life is just crazy so be reasonable.
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Re: women - big problem
« Reply #88 on: Jun 15th, 2007, 8:52am » |
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If you really know each other you can sure make out the difference between flaking and reality... Even without knowing a person it is not hard to recognize the signs!!!
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« Reply #89 on: Jun 15th, 2007, 10:10am » |
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Yes, Sameer, what I meant was give her a few opportunities to establish a pattern. If she is flaking a lot, dump her, but just one skip out could have very good reasons. Like for me, that was the only time I cancelled a date but he didn't know me all that well yet and took it as if I was blowing him off.
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Re: women - big problem
« Reply #90 on: Jun 19th, 2007, 12:42pm » |
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Of course women want to be talked to romantically. And, interestingly, I have many quotes from Don Juan DeMarco .
What is the difference in the affect?
Well, romantic talk makes her feel romantic, and it increases the emotional connection. Two things that "lubricate" the slide to physical expression. (Hey, she wants it just as much as you do, might as well make it as easy and enjoyable for her.) And sexy dirty talk makes that physical expression so much more exciting.
Does the style of dirty talk depend on the type of
woman? Simple answer: the more intelligent, self
assured, and sexual that she is, the dirtier the sexy
dirty talk should be, and the more powerfully she will respond.
Does it depend more on the mood the couple are in at a particular time? Yes. There is a time and place for everything. As for when the time and place is, use this
general rough rule...
After a romantic dinner, and while sitting on the couch in the living room, is the perfect time for romantic talk, not dirty talk.
While in the bedroom, on the bed, during the actual act of intercourse, when she is about to come, is the perfect time for dirty talk, not romantic talk.
In between is the gray area. You move things along progressively.
On the couch you say "I feel so close to you" and other such things.
Once in the bedroom, you kiss her tenderly and then say "You are so beautiful to me" and then do the "hockey shirt trick" where you pull her shirt over her head and wrap it around her wrists above her and hold her wrists and then press her against the wall and say "that I cannot control my desires for you" and make out hard with her.
While doing her doggy on the bed you hold a fistful of her hair and when she calls out "Oh God" you say "You love it when I fvck you like the slvt that you are!"
After the orgasms, after catching your breath, hold her close and say "I feel so close to you."
For added affect, and appropriately timed humor, say "The most heart felt, genuine talk happens right afterwards. So don't fall asleep on me! Talk to me!" (Sinister snicker.)
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Re: women - big problem
« Reply #91 on: Jun 19th, 2007, 1:03pm » |
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on Jun 19th, 2007, 12:42pm, puzzlecracker wrote:| Simple answer: the more intelligent, self assured, and sexual that she is, the dirtier the sexy dirty talk should be, and the more powerfully she will respond. |
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Or: the more intelligent, self-assured, well-adjusted, balanced individual she is, the more meaningless the cathartic drivel that you call 'sexy dirty talk' will sound to her.
on Jun 19th, 2007, 12:42pm, puzzlecracker wrote:| While doing her doggy on the bed.... |
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And please leave her doggy out of this.
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« Reply #92 on: Jun 19th, 2007, 11:14pm » |
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Amen ThudanBlunder!
Puzzlecracker, I hope one day you fall hard for some woman, try something like that, and she kicks your ass for it. Sure there are plenty of women out there who would think that sort of thing was sexy, but most of them aren't the intelligent type you mentioned. Teasing is fun, but some of your comments and dirty talk are just plain demeaning and for a lot of women that is a repulsive turn off. I can't imagine the desperation required to make you want to put yourself at the mercy of someone who talks to you like you are trash!
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« Reply #93 on: Jun 20th, 2007, 7:24am » |
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ima1trkpny, I guess, you are not a very sexual woman, which is totally fine - and thus, I understand why you'd be so defensive.
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« Reply #94 on: Jun 20th, 2007, 7:24am » |
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on Jun 19th, 2007, 11:14pm, ima1trkpny wrote:| Teasing is fun, but some of your comments and dirty talk are just plain demeaning |
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...... and probably indicative of a long-repressed sexuality. A sad case.
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« Reply #95 on: Jun 20th, 2007, 7:51am » |
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on Jun 20th, 2007, 7:24am, puzzlecracker wrote:| [...] I understand why you'd be so defensive. |
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Dude: I suspect you're confusing simple honesty with defensiveness. My own experience is not what one would call "vast," I admit, but it sure seems to me that a) different women like different things -- sometimes very different things -- and b) the sooner you learn to listen when a woman tells you honestly what she does or doesn't like, the better you'll get along -- in bed and out.
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« Reply #96 on: Jun 20th, 2007, 8:14am » |
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Thank you SMQ, what I meant Puzzlecracker is that to say all women like this is a gross over exaggeration. And in response to your nonsexual comment, no, I am just not a whore... had way to much self-respect to be the locker room trophy in high school. Hell, I would be the first one to tease, etc. but nothing would make me run to the bathroom faster to wash my mouth out and take a shower than being with someone who took joy in calling me a slut, etc. If your woman likes that, fine, more power to you! What you do in the privacy of your own home is up to you but I would recommend finding out whether she actually does like it or not.
And something to think about, while I will not say in any way this represents men in general, I have had two friends be nearly killed by their husbands because their husbands viewed them as slutty trash. Both of these girls were pregnant at the time with their first child and one of them was pushed down a flight of stairs and nearly died (thankfully she made it through without any lasting damage and the child survived) while the other one was beaten so severely by her husband when he was in a rage she suffered a disasterous miscarriage leaving her unable to ever have children and with severe back and health problems. The later one's health problems still hinder her from doing a lot of the things she has a passion for or doing them as much as she used to. It is tragic considering this wasn't long before the Sydney Olympics and she had a good chance of making the British national equestrian team and helping revive Britain's once unriveled prowess.
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Re: women - big problem
« Reply #97 on: Jun 20th, 2007, 8:47am » |
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Hang on a minute puzzlecracker, you still havn't answered the lady's question.
on Jun 4th, 2007, 3:30pm, ima1trkpny wrote:| Puzzlecracker, do you currently have a girlfriend? cause if not this is probably why. |
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Re: women - big problem
« Reply #98 on: Jun 20th, 2007, 9:25am » |
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Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
This is not much related to Current Discussion But just would like to know whatever they said here is true or not
http://www.datingclass.com/talk/index.shtml
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Re: women - big problem
« Reply #99 on: Jun 20th, 2007, 2:08pm » |
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on Jun 20th, 2007, 8:47am, Aurora wrote:Hang on a minute puzzlecracker, you still havn't answered the lady's question.
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and if the answer is "yes" what would it explain?
Quote: puzzlecracker is that to say all women like this is a gross over exaggeration
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I said "most" women. Some women are weird, lesbians, sexually unmotivated...
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