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EZ_Lonny
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Looking for the perfect pickup-line
« on: Aug 12th, 2004, 5:49am » |
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In the Netherlands it's a sport to make up pickup-lines.
The line doesn't necessarily have to have the perfect result.
I am looking for original lines, good for a laugh or for a night out with the girl you try it on.
I ll start with a few examples:
- Hi, do you believe in love at first sight? Or do I need to walk by again?
- (Walk over to the girl) ask: My friends over there want to know weather you like me or not.
- Do you want to go out for pizza and a f*ck? ..... or don't you like pizza?
- Would you like to dance? Yes? Great, then I can take your chair to sit on.
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Re: Looking for the perfect pickup-line
« Reply #1 on: Aug 12th, 2004, 7:39am » |
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"Are you an angel? 'cause y'know, you seem really pale and, uh, y'know, dead-like." --Ken (The Japanese Beetle)
(might work on a goth girl maybe  )
"Nice dress, it would look great on my bedroom floor"
"Can I have your telephone number, I forgot mine"
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Re: Looking for the perfect pickup-line
« Reply #2 on: Aug 13th, 2004, 12:41am » |
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(the braggart kind)
"did u see ur optician this week, cuz i am ur prince charming"
(the impressive kind)
"did u see the new matrix?? i move really fast; even in bed"
(the physics nerd)
"last time i had sex, i generated approximately 100J of heat ... darn i want to improve it with u"
(the mathematician)
"if u want an experienced person in bed, u would like to know i had sex countably infinite times"
(Disclaimer:none of the above is tested in real life, use it at your own risk)
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Re: Looking for the perfect pickup-line
« Reply #3 on: Aug 13th, 2004, 3:02am » |
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on Aug 13th, 2004, 12:41am, TenaliRaman wrote:| i generated approximately 100J of heat |
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That's a really poor performance, I mean 100 J that's 10 watt for 10 seconds.
Just kissing for half a minute should surpass that by a magnitude or two.. (interesting link http://members.aol.com/Cappuccinno21/Biochem/energy.html , about 3/5th of the way down the page "Power Costs of Human Activities")
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Re: Looking for the perfect pickup-line
« Reply #4 on: Aug 13th, 2004, 7:36am » |
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on 08/13/04 at 00:41:54", TenaliRaman wrote:... darn i want to improve it with u"
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I think u missed this part  (its an injoke at a physics chat room i go to ... )
I know its not particularly impressive maybe one can put in a bit more zeroes in there ... in case one seriously wants a date.
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Re: Looking for the perfect pickup-line
« Reply #5 on: Aug 14th, 2004, 5:04am » |
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Well, just saying that line probably improves on the 100 J 
I'm not saying it needs to be bragging, like 1 MJ, but it should at least be luke-warm
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Re: Looking for the perfect pickup-line
« Reply #6 on: Aug 14th, 2004, 11:47am » |
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I am a virgin .. how much did u expect me to know !! 
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Re: Looking for the perfect pickup-line
« Reply #7 on: Aug 17th, 2004, 12:55pm » |
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- Do we know each other?
- No.
- So, may I ... ahum ... introduce myself?
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Re: Looking for the perfect pickup-line
« Reply #8 on: Aug 18th, 2004, 1:50pm » |
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Nice legs! What time do they open?
Wanna see me lick my eyebrows?
I'm only big around as a beer can, but I make up for it in length.
I hope you won't be disappointed but I'm hung like a baby... 6 pounds, 8 ounces and 20 inches long!
If I said you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
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Re: Looking for the perfect pickup-line
« Reply #9 on: Aug 19th, 2004, 10:12am » |
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A couple that have recently come to mind:
(standing impatiently in front of the girl) "Well, it's not going to blow itself..."
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"Why aren't you wearing any underwear?" (pause) "Oh, sorry, my watch is an hour fast..."
*Ducks before he gets shot*
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Re: Looking for the perfect pickup-line
« Reply #10 on: Sep 4th, 2004, 8:49pm » |
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>Nice pants, would you like me to test the zipper?
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Re: Looking for the perfect pickup-line
« Reply #11 on: Sep 12th, 2004, 8:18pm » |
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so far, grimbal wins, I reckon.
My favourite is:
Ten tonne polar bear.
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TEN TONNE polar bear.
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Well, if that doesn't break the ice, nothing will.
(Disappointed humph, and girl looks at her watch)
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Re: Looking for the perfect pickup-line
« Reply #12 on: Dec 7th, 2004, 4:38am » |
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on Dec 6th, 2004, 11:05am, laura b wrote:If you guys need additional help, you can email me and I'll give you some advice.
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In other words, we can call you if we need anything?
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Re: Looking for the perfect pickup-line
« Reply #13 on: Dec 8th, 2004, 7:05pm » |
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on Dec 7th, 2004, 4:38am, Grimbal wrote:
In other words, we can call you if we need anything?
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Looks like you scared her off, Grimbal!
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Re: Looking for the perfect pickup-line
« Reply #14 on: Dec 9th, 2004, 4:18am » |
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I may not be the most hansom guy here, but I am the only one willing to talk to you.
I just saw my first pornmovie. My god, i must have been 20 yrs old then.
If I was you I'd wanna have sex with me.
You, me, whipcream, handcuffs,.... Need I say more?
Your eyes are like stars. Not that they are so beautiful, but they are so far apart.
Hi, I am your name I do 10 to 18 cm in 3.6 seconds.
Nice dress, wanna f*k?
Do you want something to drink or do you already have a boyfriend?
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Re: Looking for the perfect pickup-line
« Reply #15 on: Aug 23rd, 2005, 8:34am » |
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For UNIX nerds:
Nice bootp, wanna fsck?
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