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(Message started by: william wu on Oct 22^nd, 2002, 3:09am)

Title: Petition: Willywutang Is Entitled To A TBP T-Shirt
Post by william wu on Oct 22^nd, 2002, 3:09am

The following e-mails, linked here for your reference, state that winners of the Tau Beta Pi t-shirt design contest are entitled to a FREE t-shirt/tanktop by his/her preference. I have won the contest by default, but have not received any notification to receive my prize. My e-mail inquiries have been responded to with silent treatment.

http://www.ocf.berkeley.edu/~wwu/graphics/tbp-t-shirt-email-1.htm
http://www.ocf.berkeley.edu/~wwu/graphics/tbp-t-shirt-email-2.htm

Here is my t-shirt design:

http://www.ocf.berkeley.edu/~wwu/graphics/tbp-t-shirt.shtml

Yes, it's satirical, disturbing, profane, and cruelly offensive to the mentally retarded, but almost everyone I've talked to finds it very humorous and loves it :) It should be mass produced and sold at reasonable prices across campus.

TBP should at least afford me one copy of my designed shirt for me to own. After all, where did all that initiation dough go anyways? I asked some of the officers once. They said, "Nationals." But what's that mean? "To keep track of your records." Well I ask you this: do you know many bytes it takes to record a couple strings of text on a hard disk? Names of all the TBP members in the galaxy wouldn't even consume 16 megs! I could keep track of the world's TBP records on a f*ckin Super Nintendo! Please, don't insult my intelligence. You've already scammed millions, it wouldn't hurt to give a little something back to pacify the violent tendencies of a disgruntled young chinese robot ... i see dead people already ...

Sign this thread to show your support! ;D

Title: Re: Petition: Willywutang Is Entitled To A TBP T-S
Post by william wu on Oct 22^nd, 2002, 3:27am

Example Signature:

This t-shirt rocks! I laughed so hard that I literally peed in my pants. If TBP produced it, I would definitely buy it. Give em hell Wu!

- John Doe

Title: Re: Petition: Willywutang Is Entitled To A TBP T-S
Post by Pietro K.C. on Oct 22^nd, 2002, 3:01pm

Holy moly! I don't think I've ever seen anything so funny in my ENTIRE LIFE!!! I would buy this thing even though I'm not asian, and even if it were made by Armani and cost a gazillion dollars!!! I laughed so friggin' hard my head literally exploded! Kill them all, Will!

--Pietro

Title: Re: Petition: Willywutang Is Entitled To A TBP T-S
Post by jon_G on Dec 14^th, 2002, 11:03pm

How can those bastards see that design and not nominate you for a life achievment award. That is one funny shirt. Give them hell Wu!!!

Sincerly John Doe(hey!!)

Title: Re: Petition: Willywutang Is Entitled To A TBP T-S
Post by maestro on Jun 6^th, 2003, 5:07am

;D ;D :( ;D :o :-X :-* :D ;) :) ;) :D ;D ;D :( :D >:( :o :-[