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(Message started by: alien2 on Dec 31^st, 2017, 12:41am)

Title: The assassination of yet another president
Post by alien2 on Dec 31^st, 2017, 12:41am

A president, I will not say who, was assassinated during giving speech. A few people have been narrowed down as potential assassinator. One’s possession was an umbrella. Another’s was a lighter in the shape of a handgun. Next, 3rd man had a flashlight. 4th a shoulder-mount camcorder; and 5th was carrying a cucumber. In all likelihood, having in mind one of them was accused beyond doubt for assassinating the president, who was it? I must point out, the culprit was Jack of all trades, hence ‘was’ since he was soon after executed.

Title: Re: The assassination of yet another president
Post by dudiobugtron on Dec 31^st, 2017, 3:57am

Was the president [hide]allergic to cucumber[/hide]?

Title: Re: The assassination of yet another president
Post by alien2 on Dec 31^st, 2017, 4:18am

What? He made him eat it?! I am reporting this post! Nope. I am not. I am not a snitch.

Btw, I had never, not ever, heard of a president, who died simply by touching a cucumber. We must be talking 'bout one deadly cucumber, lethal weapon and all. No wait. That's be... Mel Gibson! Which is better? Mel? Or cucumber? At the moment, I am hungry. Sorry, Mel. There'd be no watching Mad Max . . . tonight!

Title: Re: The assassination of yet another president
Post by Grimbal on Jan 3^rd, 2018, 1:28am

Whas the ligher in a shape of a handgun actually a handgun disguised as a lighter in the shape of a handgun? I mean, what looks more like a handgun than a lighter in a shape of a handgun?

Or it could be a lighter in a shape of a handgun in a shape of a lighter in a shape of a handgun. He could have used that to light the fuse of the bomb hidden under the podium.

Title: Re: The assassination of yet another president
Post by alien2 on Jan 3^rd, 2018, 3:37am

Not a bad and quite some imaginative and ingenious idea. You didn't shoot your president, did you? Actually, I think there is a better option, forwhy one must hold the handgun and point it at the president which, I am sure you'd agree, doesn't leave much room for a splendid aiming 'embellished' by plenty time at your disposal, that is to say, with the lighter/gun/lighter/gun one must act very quickly in order to try to accomplish his nasty deed.