NjNJStar DocumentÌ€?€?€?€?Arial Ò ‚Ó  ~??Kenneth Byerly ¥Õ©w¤Í Yi Chen Hung ¬x¯J¹Ð Shirley Chan ³¯ ¬Ã William Wu §d«Â·G  5/10/2002 Chinese 1B Section 4  FINAL ORAL SKIT  CHARACTER ASSIGNMENTS Kenneth - Wei ¦Ñ®v Yi Chen - §õ¬ü Shirley - §õ¬üªº¶ý¶ý, ®ü­Û William - §õ¬üªºª¨ª¨, "punk", Mark Lee, narrator  ENGLISH OUTLINE Scene 1: High school cafeteria, United States No Narration  Little Wei sees an Asian girl - §õ¬ü - in his high school and accolades her beauty! He tries to ask her out at the cafeteria, over lunch, starting up a lame conversation. She responds with lame excuses, but eventually gives in. She invites him over for Thanksgiving dinner, out of pity, since Wei's parents are in Europe somewhere.  Scene 2: §õ¬ü's house No Narration  Little Wei sits on the sofa with §õ¬ü and they have some small talk. They talk about the pictures of relatives on the wall. Then Wei Laoshi gets introduced to the parents. Conflict occurs. Little Wei likes American football, the parents like soccer. Joy Luck Clubbish food argument scene (too salty etc.). Parents disapprove, he's too white!   Scene 3: High school again, United States No Narration  §õ¬ü has to dump Wei Laoshi. She actually likes Wei Laoshi, but the parents force her to dump him: he's not Chinese enough. Wei Laoshi vows to the gods: "Determined to embark on a quest to master Chinese" monologue.  Scene 4: Studying scenes, Wei's undergraduate experience Narration: Wei studies like crazy.  Wei is studying like crazy! And he's writing letters to §õ¬ü; someone is narrating what he's writing in the meantime. §õ¬ü never replies. While studying, Wei meets ®ü­Û, who always helps Wei out and likes him, but Wei doesn't notice. Wei then goes to China for 3 years (travel agency)  Scene 5: §õ¬ü's house Narration: Wei Laoshi comes back after many years of study.  After nine years of study, Wei declares to the gods that he's finally ready to confront §õ¬ü. He comes back to §õ¬ü's house. But §õ¬ü is already married to an asian guy Mark Lee, who's so whitewashed that he can't even speak Chinese! (breaks out in English) Wei Laoshi asks §õ¬ü "I thought you wanted a very Asian guy?" But that was only the desire of her parents; actually, §õ¬ü only wanted to date white guys. Wei Laoshi is disappointed.  Scene 6: Berkeley ¤j¾Ç Narration: Wei teaches at Berkeley  Wei Laoshi again sees ®ü­Û - she's the new female teacher in the Chinese department. They have a short conversation. Wei realizes that ®ü­Û liked him all along.   DIALOGUE ( ) = stage directions; [ ] = narration; { } = pinyin reminder for new words  Scene 1: High school cafeteria, United States  Wei Ahh, ¨º¦ì¤¤°ê¤k«Ä¤l«D±`¦n¬Ý¡T¥þ³¡ªº¥Õ¦â¤k«Ä¤l³£¨S¦³¦oº}«G¡C  (Wei walks over)  Wei §A¦n¡C§A¥s¤°»ò¦W¦r¡S §õ¬ü §Ú¥s§õ¬ü¡C Wei §Ú¥sTim Wei. ¤µ¤Ñªº¤Ñ®ð¯u²D§Ö¡C §õ¬ü §Úı±o¤Ó§N¤F¡C(turns away) Wei §Ú¤@¬Ý§A¡M´N³ßÅw§A¡C §õ¬ü ¯uªº¡S Wei ¬Oªü¡T§Ú·Q¸ò§A¬ù·|¡C ¤µ¤Ñ±ß¤W§A­n¤£­n¸ò§Ú¤@°_¥h¬Ý¹q¼v¡S §õ¬ü ¹ï¤£°_¡M¤µ¤Ñ§Ú¤Ó¦£¡C Wei ©ú¤Ñ«ç»ò¼Ë¡S §õ¬ü ¤£¦n¡C¤µ¦~ªº·P®¦¸`{gan3en1jie2}§A·|°µ¤°»ò¡S Wei ¨S¦³¨Æ¡C°£¤F¬Ý¹qµø¥H¥~¡M§Ú¤°»ò¥´ºâ³£¨S¦³¡C §õ¬ü «u§r¡M¦n¥i¼¦{ke3lian2}¡C§Ú½Ð§A¨Ó§Ú®a¦Y±ß¶º§a¡C Wei ¨º¤Ó¦n¤F¡C §õ¬ü ¤@¨¥¬°©w¡C  Scene 2: §õ¬ü's house  §õ¬ü Åwªï¡M½Ð§¤¡M½Ð§¤¡C  (Wei sits on sofa)  ¶ý¶ý §A¦n¡C§õ¬ü¡M§Aªºª¨ª¨¦b­þ¨à¡S §õ¬ü ¥L¦b¨Fµo¤W§¤µÛ¬Ý¹qµø¡C ¶ý¶ý ½Ð§A½Ð¥L¹L¨Ó¡C ª¨ª¨ (comes in) §õ¬ü Wei¡M§Úµ¹§A¤¶²Ð¤@¤U¡C³o¬O¤pWei. 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