Terms of Service

These rats are available free of charge to qualified users, subject to the following restrictions:

  • No rats may be killed or harmed in the course of normal use. For Karni Mata rats, overwhelming financial penalties will apply.
  • All rats must be treated with the dignity that befits self-aware creatures.
  • All rats must be given sufficiently interesting tasks to keep them from getting bored.
  • These rats are for three-dimensional use only, and conversion to two dimensions is not permitted. Two-dimensional rats can be obtained here.

 

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Last updated February 22, 2006.