Berkeley College Republicans President challenges his secretary to an IQ test

In the wake of his alleged impeachment by BCR secretary Bradley Devlin, BCR’s disputed president Troy Worden has made a bold statement against his backstabbing ouster. Following in the steps of Worden’s lord and savior, President Trump, he challenged Devlin to the ultimate test of political capability- an IQ test.

Worden’s reaction mirrors that of the President, who responded to allegations that Secretary of State Rex Tillerson had called him a “moron” with, “I guess we’ll have to compare IQ tests. And I can tell you who is going to win.”

“I was inspired by Trump’s courage and maturity,” explained Worden, who had prayed fervently to the President before making the decision to challenge Devlin. He also spent 40 days and 40 nights (actually just 40 minutes) fasting and meditating on The Art of the Deal in hopes of attaining  wisdom on how to deal with the situation (get it?).

Ultimately, as with all things conservative on this campus, no one really knows what’s going on. While the Berkeley community waits with bated breath for the result of BCR’s little drama episode, students can only hope that Trump will be impeached as well.

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