Sophomore declares major he’ll regret 3 years from now

BREAKING — Sophomore William Peters broke his silence on Facebook last night by posting about his acceptance into the Media Studies program at UC Berkeley — a decision his future self will look back on with self-hatred.

Friends and family congratulated Peters on his achievement and his complete disregard of how his actions today have consequences on his future.

When The Beet reached out to Peters for a comment, Peters boldly proclaimed that he “isn’t too concerned about future employment opportunities” since “I don’t know… things usually seem to work themselves out” — completely unaware of how this time it probably won’t.

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