5 Ways To Avoid Buying Girl Scout Cookies This Season
Residents of Berkeley have had their self-control pushed to the limit this spring season ever since the local Girl Scout Chapter began their merciless assault…
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Student Criticizes “Pathetic” Athletes in Winter Olympics after 15th Bag of Doritos
With a beer in hand and orange dorito dust powdering his extremities, UC Berkeley junior Joe Richard watched the winter olympic halfpipe competition in disgust….
Sophomore declares major he’ll regret 3 years from now
BREAKING — Sophomore William Peters broke his silence on Facebook last night by posting about his acceptance into the Media Studies program at UC Berkeley…
Hero student adds frame to Facebook profile picture, single handedly ends racism
In the face of an increasingly racist and bigoted society, one student activist has decided to risk everything in her fight for social justice. UC…
Six weeks in, freshman start to set achievable goals
From exceptionally smelly roommates to the pedobear mascot, there is a plethora of things for a Berkeley freshman to complain about. Although issues such as…
Kingpin welcomes record sales from Free Speech Week police force
Though members of the Berkeley community have expressed discomfort towards the unprecedented numbers of police officers swarming the area, Kingpin Donuts has reportedly embraced this…
4/20 loses its appeal since weed is now legal
Following the outlandish and disgraceful spectacle that was the 2016 U.S. presidential election, liberal Californians basically had only one good political thing to look forward…
Humanities student hopes to marry rich
Though the semester is quickly approaching its end, some seniors are still scrambling to find post-graduation employment. While certain majors are being scooped up by…
English major donates $50 to Cal, gets doorknob named after her
Recently, a young graduate of Berkeley’s Haas school of business has decided to give 25 million dollars back to his beloved major, as if Haas…
BREAKING First time in 50 years Sproul Flyer did not end up in recycle
[BREAKING] The Berkeley Beet has confirmed reports that at 11:03 am this morning junior Matey Bakir successfully gave freshman Kalyn Lilly a flyer that she…