Student relieved to be using own bathroom over Spring Break
Warning. This post contains a buttload of bathroom jokes. On Friday, as student Stephen Hong settled into his couch at home, he breathed a sigh…
Warning. This post contains a buttload of bathroom jokes. On Friday, as student Stephen Hong settled into his couch at home, he breathed a sigh…
On Friday, it was reported that due to the vast number of students in attendance at its CS61a lectures, UC Berkeley’s CS department announced that…
Local student becomes celebrated hero after making long and arduous journey back to Clark Kerr On Wednesday, as local UC Berkeley student Jason Bronman completed his…
A Berkeley student at a mall proceeded to glare at Santa last Wednesday for wearing what appeared to be Stanford colors On Wednesday night, as Justin…
Student does everything she can to avoid studying in Main Stacks As dead week rolled around, and people in various stages of final stress went about…
Donald Trump’s Hairpiece is expected to speak at the Forum in early October. Following Trump’s shocking performance tonight at the Republican Debate, the media focus…
Professor making $250,000 in tenured salary, asking students to buy $200 textbook he wrote in order to supplement salary. While many freshmen have already bought…
Recently it was reported that Aaron Smithers, a junior Mechanical Engineering major at Cal, caused a mild scandal when he chose to park his butt…
Berkeley, CA. At 7 AM this morning, it was reported that local residents were woken up by the sounds of a 4.0 earthquake arriving in…