Frequently Asked Questions:

1.  Which way to the bathroom?
Answer:  Down the hall.  It's on the left.
 

2.  Why?
Answer:  Because
 

3.  Where are you go?
Answer:  Ahptee.
 

4.  Why would a benevolent, omnipotent God allow suffering in His universe?
Answer:  The Lord works in mysterious ways.
 

5.  Are you retarded?
Answer:  Yes.