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• E-mail: root@uclink4.berkeley.edu
• Web Page: http://www.perl.com

CGI: So why are you here?
User: lunch break, duh
CGI: How would you define "shneka"?
User: Email, and lots of it. Send some to "me"
CGI: And do you have any words of wisdom for the people out there?
User: Oooh. You got it right this time. Quotation, not quote.

<< From this week's cartalk puzzler >>

In Borneo, there is a bridge connecting two islands, constructed of bamboo lashed together with hemp, and it's been used for hundreds of years. The bridge is four miles long and it has a weight limit of 20 tons. One day, a truck full of sedated pigs pulls up to the bridge, ready to cross. The officials stop him and say, "We have to weigh you."
Once on the scale, the truck weighs *exactly* 20 tons. The bridge is emptied. The driver is allowed to drive across the bridge. As he drives across, a sparrow begins to follow alongside. Just when he's beyond the halfway point, the sparrow lands on the truck. What does the driver do to keep the truck and the sedated pigs from plunging into the abyss? So... how DID the driver make it across? (Note: jumping out of the cab and into the abyss is not an option.)

• E-mail: tchen@rescomp.berkeley.edu
• Web Page: http://www.yourmom.com

CGI: So why are you here?
User: can i use your restroom?
CGI: How would you define "shneka"?
User: can't, i always spell it wrong
CGI: And do you have any words of wisdom for the people out there?
User: people act on imperfect knowledge, and nobody is in possession of the ultimate truth. --open society (http://www.soros.org)

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