YAG - yet another guestbook

moo moo moo (Wed Dec 26 10:09:26 PST 2001, on 206.227.1.170)
Claims to be a moo year old Male from moo.

Feel free to stalk by these methods: Dialogue between the guestbook and the user:
CGI: So why are you here?
User: moo
CGI: How would you define "shneka"?
User: moo
CGI: And do you have any words of wisdom for the people out there?
User: moo
Comments:

hey, it looks the same as before :-(
And what happened to the big yellow penguin?

Stuck in (JC) lab (Tue Aug 28 19:57:30 PDT 2001, on 209.129.128.245)
Claims to be a one million year old Male from JC Penney.

Feel free to stalk by these methods: Dialogue between the guestbook and the user:
CGI: So why are you here?
User: Because I can compile code
CGI: How would you define "shneka"?
User: Taking a Java class from 7-10 pm because I don't have a job and my brain would otherwise turn to mush.
CGI: And do you have any words of wisdom for the people out there?
User: Moo (what else?)
Comments:

Not to burst your bubble, but I am no longer your roommate, FAQ be damned. I really should work up the motivation to buy some "teach yourself" books and absorb them, but it never really works out.

Woo woo woo!!

Princess Monkey (Thu Aug 23 16:39:27 PDT 2001, on 198.189.232.53)
Claims to be a 20 year old Female from Peach Pit Island.

Feel free to stalk by these methods: Dialogue between the guestbook and the user:
CGI: So why are you here?
User: to stalk my cow;)
CGI: And do you have any words of wisdom for the people out there?
User: If everyone had a peach a day, the world would be a peachie place.
Comments:

How's my stalking skills, commander cow? ;)

alfalfa sprouts (Thu Aug 09 16:23:43 PDT 2001, on 63.192.219.44)
Claims to be a D# year old from here.

Feel free to stalk by these methods: Dialogue between the guestbook and the user:
CGI: So why are you here?
User: there
CGI: How would you define "shneka"?
User: boop-boopie-doop-woo!
CGI: And do you have any words of wisdom for the people out there?
User: "It's so much nicer with two"
Comments:

Dylan wants Kelly back. But she's with Brandon now, and he's going to meet up with Emily Valentine. The plot thickens.

pootie tang (Tue Jul 31 22:36:06 PDT 2001, on 206.170.4.175)
Claims to be a 12 year old Female from earth.

Feel free to stalk by these methods: Dialogue between the guestbook and the user:
CGI: So why are you here?
User: to learn about earth people
CGI: How would you define "shneka"?
User: an expletive/pseudo-article to describe dismay/no better word
CGI: And do you have any words of wisdom for the people out there?
User: "I pity the foo'!"
Comments:

looking good, Jon. Especially the pictures of me. :)

moo (Mon Apr 02 18:26:03 PST 2001, on 63.192.219.44)
Claims to be a moo year old Male from moo.

Feel free to stalk by these methods: Dialogue between the guestbook and the user:
CGI: So why are you here?
User: moo
CGI: How would you define "shneka"?
User: moo
CGI: And do you have any words of wisdom for the people out there?
User: moo
Comments:

A rope lying over the top of a fence is the same length on each side. It
weighs one third of a pound per foot. On one end hangs a monkey holding a
banana, and on the other end a weight equal to the weight of the monkey.
The banana weighs two ounces per inch. The rope is as long (in feet) as
the age of the monkey (in years), and the weight of the monkey (in ounces)
is the same as the age of the monkey's mother. The combined age of the
monkey and its mother is thirty years. One half of the weight of the monkey,
plus the weight of the banana, is one forth as much as the weight of the
weight and the weight of the rope. The monkey's mother is half as old as
the monkey will be when it is three times as old as its mother was when she
she was half as old as the monkey will be when when it is as old as its mother
will be when she is four times as old as the monkey was when it was twice
as its mother was when she was one third as old as the monkey was when it
was old as is mother was when she was three times as old as the monkey was
when it was one fourth as old as it is now. How long is the banana?

ted part 2 (Fri Mar 23 13:24:00 PST 2001, on 63.192.219.44)
Claims to be a older than last time year old Female from Pluto.

Feel free to stalk by these methods: Dialogue between the guestbook and the user:
CGI: So why are you here?
User: Mars sent me
CGI: How would you define "shneka"?
User: a good burger joint on Jupiter
CGI: And do you have any words of wisdom for the people out there?
User: reach for the skis! err, skies!
Comments:

Trick question, what does he do? He does nothing, because in driving the beginning of the bridge to the halfway point a 20-ton truck is going to consume fuel. And it'll easily consume an amount of fuel that's greater than the weight of the sparrow, so when the sparrow lands on the truck, nothing happens.

Jason Vierzba (Sun Dec 03 23:44:57 PST 2000, on 63.196.208.75)
Claims to be a 534,000 year old Male from Brokeley, Cauliflowernia.

Feel free to stalk by these methods: Dialogue between the guestbook and the user:
CGI: So why are you here?
User: To seek the holy grail...
CGI: How would you define "shneka"?
User: Those things you put on your feet before going outside.
CGI: And do you have any words of wisdom for the people out there?
User: "I'll keep it short and sweet. Family, religion, friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. When opportunity knocks, you don't want to be driving to a maternity hospital or sitting in some phony-baloney church...or synagogue." -- H. Montgomery Burns, The Simpsons
Comments:

I stopped by while looking at your pictures of Theresa's party last night. Those are some great pictures! It's a shame about the flash on your camera going out, otherwise you could have gotten even more.

Take another look at the picture of us gathering around Belinda, though, and take a look at where your hands are. I know it's a lack of depth perception, but it looks hilariously scandalous! :)

One last note, kudos on your "moron drivers" section! I really enjoyed reading that section.

Princess Leia Shneka Buttons (Tue Aug 22 09:01:07 PDT 2000, on 63.199.31.11)
Claims to be a 21 baby! year old Female from Daly City, CA (it's a BART stop).

Feel free to stalk by these methods: Dialogue between the guestbook and the user:
CGI: So why are you here?
User: I'm here for the shneka.
CGI: How would you define "shneka"?
User: a verbal monkey that lept from my shoulders onto jonathan's back. It likes corn.
CGI: And do you have any words of wisdom for the people out there?
User: Love makes you want to stay home and keep everything still; it's pain that makes the world go round!
Cow Brains RU (Sun Jun 25 20:39:07 PDT 2000, on 209.206.14.226)
Claims to be a 45 year old Female from Green Cow Land.

Feel free to stalk by these methods: Dialogue between the guestbook and the user:
CGI: So why are you here?
User: visiting a friend
CGI: How would you define "shneka"?
User: cow pattie
CGI: And do you have any words of wisdom for the people out there?
User: "We the moo ... behead you too"
Comments:

"Yes, comments are grand!"

Lookie here: there's more!!!!
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