a woman's dictionary

I've often mused (or bemoaned) that women need to come with a manual. For linux geeks like me who like having things spelled out in a man page, it would sure as hell make life a lot easier.

To that end, here's something that would have to be included in any "woman manual" (should one ever exist): it's a dictionary of sorts. Basically, it lists common things women say, and what they really mean.