Will all the Trees who came here please exit the room?

Welcome to the page all about Cal and Stanfurd and their big rivalry. This page is slightly skewed though. I'm a Cal Bear. Cal Bears hate the Stanfurd Trees.

Below are the lyrics to a song I wrote. The third verse was contributed by Adam Sandler, a fellow UC Rally Committee Member.

Leland Stanfurd Had a Farm (to the tune of Old McDonald)

Leland Stanfurd had a farm, e-i-e-i-o,
And on this farm he built a school, e-i-e-i-o,
With a snob, snob here,
And a snob, snob there,
Here a snob, there a snob, everywhere a snob, snob,
Leland Stanfurd built a school, e-i-e-i-o.

At this school there was a tower, e-i-e-i-o,
But not as big as Berkeley's tower, e-i-e-i-o,
With a tower here,
And a tower there,
Here a tower, there a tower, everywhere a tower, tower,
Leland Stanfurd built a school, e-i-e-i-o.

And this school had a band, e-i-e-i-o,
That lost them the big game, e-i-e-i-o,
With a tuba here,
And a tuba there,
Here a tuba, there a tuba, everywhere a tuba tuba,
Leland Stanfurd built a school, e-i-e-i-o.

The 1996 Big Game did not go as well as planned for the Bears. Somebody forgot to tell the Trees that they were supposed to roll over and play dead. Whoops. But, as usual, the Cal band was WAY better that the Stanfurd group which plays instruments. And I must admit, it was touching for all those Stanfurd students walking into the stadium carrying signs saying, "Be at Cal." My only question, if they want everyone to "Be at Cal," why didn't they come here in the first place? I think Stanfurd's obse ssed with us.

But to return the favor, the Bears took Stanfurd to the cleaners at Harmon Gym. The fearless Golden Bears beat Stanfurd 70-64. But someone at Stanfurd has to be a grump about Cal actually daring to win one from the Mighty Cardnial Trees. So t hey wrote an article about it in the Stanfurd Daily. I got ahold of the article and critiqued it. Hope you enjoy it.

If you are a Tree and actually read this page, I warned you at the top of it. I told you to leave. By reading this page, you agree that this page is an anti-Stanfurd page and you don't have any right to complain. So there.

If you're a Cal fan, there are a couple other good pages to check out. They are Adam's Stanfurd Sucks page and The Stanfurd Sucks Homepage. Check them out as well!

Go Bears!