...A solitary figure standing there. "Welcome."
Welcome to where?, you think as the figure continues. "The name's Katze. Katze Brenner. Come along if you want to see this place."
You hurry to keep up with the persons footsteps as she hurries to a solitary building in the middle of this nothingness. You enter the building and finally your tour guide turns around. "Well, this here's my little shack on the World Wide Web. I ass ume you hate B'harnie as you wouldn't have gotten past the guards.
"Anyway, I'm part of the Jihad to Destroy B'harnie the Dinosaur[tm]. More specifically Theta Squad of TRES Corps and also High Councillor of the Verthandic Rangers. I'm still working on this page in my spare time. So, I apologize that there's not much to show you.
"However, I rigged a transporter to take you to most of the other Jihad sites on the World Wide Web. Hey, and if you've got the stuff, come hang out in the newsgroup alt.barney.dinosaur.die.die.die an d see if you like it. I'll still be here when you're done."
katster's note: I'll include more later; I need to hunt down addresses.