2019-2022
tfw you do an exchange program in france
eric andré 3000
Jane Austin, TX
epcot fitzgerald
gastrointestinal joe
murderwill arnett
prithvi shawl
beau burnham
bonus burnham
theory henry
bill o’ reilly auto parts
FAA Twigs
trek seg-alfredo
brewed tea is the soul of brit
When you’re having a tough day at the tennis returning your opponent’s serves… you quite literally cannot catch a break.
To have and to hold serve
the english channel is:
[ ] a tv channel
[ ] the body of water separating england and france
[x] the sixth stump line to be constantly probed
just found out AC Milan is named after Dawid Malan
ah, yes, yes, J&J is withdrawing troops from the world’s longest rabbit
have phoned it in during every zoom meeting
ah, yes, the wonderful elton john song
yes, yes, of course i’ve been wearing a mask and emotionally distancing, thanks for asking
stand in the queue for 4 hours from the comfort of your own home!
i’m sure Ed wishes he were the marquee senator from massachusetts
incited by seeing a delivery worker into ordering pizza? call that the Domino’s Effect
maybe the real quarantine was the friends we didn’t make along the way
state legislators and governors when census results start coming in
the Fourth really do be with you sometimes
a quarantiner or jonny bairstow at trent bridge in 2018?
Holy Moses, lettuce live in peas
Lettuce strive to find a way to make all hatred cease
-EJ (Lettuce Song, 1970)
*stefon voice* new york’s hottest bar is CLOSED
actually… that’s not zelda, he’s zelda’s MONSTER
If you get wrongfully convicted, they put you behind error bars
Facebook contributed significantly to the end of My ᵖᵉʳˢᵒⁿᵃˡ Space
Just saw some rainbows in the night sky
an Owen Wilson and Ben Stiller mashup, ‘Midnight in Parish’, in theaters this Christmas eve
a representation of the quintessential podcasting experience
Call me old fashioned, but hopefully it’s only because that’s precisely how I like my oats
do NOT attempt to solicit a PCP prescription from your PCP
Actively seeking non-spiritual expectation-induced-awkwardness-minimizing responses to sneezes
Don’t be greedy this Friendsgiving season, give as many friends away as you can
Not many things are quite as sad as a public pond duck with a gluten allergy…
a sign targeted specifically towards Baby Driver
Eragon Shadeslayer’s half brother took 5 wickets today to crumble the Alagaësian Cup winners
Please use front entrance to exit
Brew a man a cup o’ coffee, and you keep him awake for an afternoon. Teach a man to brew coffee, and he’ll never ever sleep
The slight possibility of a Söderling-like sobering upset at Roland Garros has been the dominant theme of Dominic Thiem being Rafa Nadal’s Ralph Nader
The twelve apostles were the original J.crew
[before Roland Garros]
Roger Federer: Any advice you could offer?
Bob Dylan: The answer, my friend, is…
Wishing I knew enough Canadian geography to understand from how far away some of these 3-point field goals are allegedly being thrown…
Liberté, 40-40, fraternité
I don’t know who needs to hear this.
In terms of years for completion, John Legend is the most EGOTistical
How to convince all these grammarly ads that i paid attention in high school english classes
Perhaps not the most efficient strategy…
2018
Is this MBA student just talking to me to diversify his friend portfolio?
Say what you want about gross generalizations, at least blanket statements keep you warm
If you’re a major league baseball player and find yourself behind in the count, consider rereading your kindergarten lecture notes
Contrary to popular belief, ‘being on Soylent’ is simply the practice of not consuming soy for six weeks in the spring
Caruana needs something fabulous right now or Fabi-u-lose
They’re called stand-up gigs because they make you giggle
Historians of cricket in 50 years’ time are bound to have a fun time parsing cricinfo scorecards
I hope you pay your advocates well, devil
Head to the gym, you silly water
You can’t tell someone to be quiet in a designated quiet train cabin without yourself violating the rule. And that’s some catch, that Catch 22. It’s the best there is.
Edmund Hillary: I really don’t think this is the best route to take…
Tenzing Norgay: Is this the hill you want to die on?
Edmund: Please use a different metaphor.
If my tooth were any sweeter, I’d eat it
German words are easier done than said
Freudian slips are inherently hilarious, yes.
Planning on turning into an eggnogstic this Christmas season
Not all that unique, then, is it
You can tell whether your teacher is a member of the Communist Party by how many handouts they give
I try to leave a good second impression but never get the chance
Please sign this petition for people to not address each other by their names, but by their addresses
If you don’t have a picture of you skydiving, balance of probability would suggest that you’ve never been skydiving
GENIE: You’ve got three wishes, Ms. Jepsen.
CARLY: Take me back to 2012 and Call me maybe!
GENIE *doing the gangnam style*: You’ve got one wish left, Ms. Maybe.
MAYBE: Wait, no-
Status: gainlessly employed
I’ve only ever talked to Siri on accident
If you’re tired of having to bounce back and would rather not “rally” to win every single game, perhaps consider not playing tennis
Most printers have illustrious résumés reflecting all the jobs they’ve completed
Witches don’t like witch-hunts
Attend to and intend your puns, s’il vous plait.
Mustered up some mustard today in the process of fishing for condiments
The first song to play upon clicking shuffle is subject to more scrutiny and has to satisfy a much higher expected value than all subsequent songs
Jerry Seinfeld at the US Open right now: “Hellooooo, Millman…”
I’ve never done anything without the express written consent of the NFL
It ought to be quite a boring learning environment for Virat Kohli given that he’s oft in a class of his own
The primary benefit of having evolved two eyes is the ability to read whilst sipping coffee
A mute button, but only for the sport commentators’ audio
The chances of taking a catch are directly proportional to the loudness with which the bowler shouts, “Catch it!”
‘twas a divinely ordained run-out carried out by Ollie Pope, the earthly representative of Christ
Videos at museums that play on loop make for accidentally wonderful Tarantinos
If you claim to care about the environment but go around hunting oxen with your dad, you’re a conservative conservationist, i.e. an oxy-moron.
“Regardez, je suis un de ces humains!”
a New Yorker: [sees something] *shouts* “Something, something, something!”
Straighten your back not because you fear the impending and inevitable pain but because it’ll help you avoid being called out by others for having bad posture
I can’t retweet because I lack sufficient financial funds to endorse a cheque
Stick to playing Theunis, de Bruyn
For sale: used book, never read.
To being amused, I am used.
Don’t blame the game, blame the players
What is the monetary cost associated with a kick that is not free?
If you listen carefully, the Barmy Army has dropped by WImbledon today to sing their classic, ‘Oh, Kevin, Kevin! Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin Anderson’
Always try to set the record straight because otherwise it’s quite difficult to get the vinly to play properly
Ringo: Mm, I get high with a little help from my friends.
Mrs. Starr: What… what did you just say?
Ringo: Oh, I get by with a little help from my friends.
this is a Unique Low for Federer
[Nearing the end of the month] Every college student: “It seems it’s time to call the pay-rents.”
Want to run around desperately hoping you’re not the weakest link? Play a team sport.
What happens if you ask both the tambourine man and the piano man to play you a song?
Sweats must be quite fragile, for they’re often easily broken
Submissions are submarine missions
If your serve is “right on the money,” perhaps consider not leaving dollar bills scattered on the tennis courts.
Seinfeld never did find out nor tell us what the deal was
do bankers go bonkers in Yonkers?
Why did the Joe Root cross the road?
To get to a test fifty.
Everyone is a heightist because when confronted with people of different heights, they all inherently have to look at them differently
Tennis teaches you that if someone breaks something of yours, the only way to fix it is to break something of theirs
These French Open umpires never seem to like it when i swear at them every deuce point even though they go out of their way to explicitly ask, “Eh, gaali de!”
The easiest and quickest means of upward mobility and becoming a part of the 1% is to drink 1% milk.
Apparently if you contest a call made by a ref, they’ll revert their decision
If, after multiple attempts, you’re unable to connect a phone to the bluetooth speakers it was previously connected to… it might be beyond re-pair
If someone’s numbers are off the charts, perhaps try making better charts
Wait, so did he or did he not get the satisfaction?
*tries to reheat popped popcorn*
Liverpool fans: “I guess he couldn’t Karius through to a win today…”
I don’t discriminate between my dollars and thereby refuse to pay top dollar or bet my bottom dollar.
Surprising how little football commentators talk about exorcists given how obsessed they are with possession stats
If you’ve got some leftover scruples, make sure you use them before they go bad.
step 2 of Citizens United v FEC
Luckily for Thiem, both players are regarded as winners in the Mutual Madrid Open
Two roads diverged on a freeway, and I- I took the one less traveled by, and it was an exit and now I’m trying to find the on ramp back onto the freeway.
– Lost Frost
Larry David, in his 10th season, coming to HBO this fall.
For all your troubles with podcasts…
Based on the many unplayable pitches at the WACA over the last century, Australian Cricket truly did employ a very successful Scorched Perth Policy.
Hundreds of thousands of screens get shot everyday and Congress has yet to take any action to mitigate the effects of this problem.
*tries to say ‘excuse me’ to a dog on the sidewalk*
If my memory serves me well… should I tip it generously?
In philosophy, Friedrich Wilhelm truly did carve out for himself a nice Nietzsche niche.
For miners, extracting iron or gold is an either-ore situation.
Public transport, not education, is the great equalizer
Perhaps not on the english empire, but the sun surely does set on its cricket team
These elitist Englishmen can’t skip their afternoon tea even if it entails winning an away test match for once
Limiting to “innings in his career where he has faced at least ten balls” could very well lead any analysis to incur bias from a small sample size in James Vince’s case
Lexicon, must-I-choose-its,
when I’m in
Lexington, Massachusetts?
I guess Steve Smith’s career was headed towards rock-bottom given the trend in his last 7 test innings before the South African ball tampering incident:
102*
83
56
38
25
11
5
Perhaps Coric was not Born-a tennis player
Tennis Channel commentators for the Miami Open just talked about the name and model of the watch that Sascha Zverev wears out on court under the premise that this is information that “young viewers at home are keen to know about.”
Hopefully England’s Jake Ball is recovering and doing well now… A lot of news recently about him having been tampered with.
more like Ayn Rant
I’ve lost a lot of money of late because many people have been making jokes at my expense
I guess we’ll never really know
The Jackson Five’s 1978 song ‘Blame It on the Boogie’ was a foreshadowing for La La Land not winning the Best Picture academy award in 2017
“Don’t blame it on the sunshine
Don’t blame it on the moonlight
Don’t blame it on good times
Blame it on the boogie”
Surely there’s a less violent analog of the two birds one stone expression
A watch with a handkerchief as a strap but without the watch part
Writing the number eleven combines the joy of a simple stroke with that of repetition
If tear drops don’t persist in the eye long enough for them to be “worn,” can one rightfully claim to have shed a tear?
“unwittingly used as cricket stumps”
[upcoming on November 2018]: “Narendra Modi doubles down and demonetizes cryptocurrency”
Might I recommend being a bit more delusive
A quilt with a snorkel
Surely lower ranked players and teams are also quite “upset” when they lose
I’d like to self-diagnose myself as clinically impressed
as opposed to self-diagnosing someone else
This, here, is a spitting image of someone spitting
Whilst typing, only a type A notices a typo
*perpetually chasing that recycling paper high*
*at company’s charity auction*
CEO: I’ll be retiring at the end of the year, so I’ll put a one-on-one farewell dinner with me up for auction.
employee: I’LL BID YOU A DEW
auctioneer: A singular dew drop going once… going twice… and sold!
what you don’t see in cartoons
Don’t trust a seemingly innocent looking zombie asking you whether he can “pick you brain” on an urgent matter
Pablo Picasso was such a square
2017
And your Bird can’t swing
I can only admire as-I-stare / look at Alastair Cook batting
SCG truly has a wonderful website
Mark not looking a Stoned-man at all this innings thus far
With an unbeaten 141 in the first innings and 3 catches in the slips, Steven Smith is truly an… Ashes-ton Catcher.
Get yourself someone who looks at you the way Jonny Bairstow looks at the pitch.
Don’t reckon anyone has missed the constant ‘Nice Gary!’ shouts.
This 1st match of the 2017-2018 Ashes represents the first instance of a test match between the two sides since the previous Ashes
A fullish length is not a foolish length
KL Rahul went from a conversion rate of 80% (4/5) in 2016 to one of 0% (0/9) in 2017
2017 was the 4th year in Roger Federer’s career with a win percentage > 90% (91% in 2017) but it came from significantly fewer wins.
The last time was in 2006 (95%), when he lost as many matches as he did in 2017 but won 40 more than he did in 2017.
A beer belly? Nay, a coffee belly.
One shouldn’t have to tell another their first name as that is a given
Lincoln-Douglas Debate – 2017 November/December Topic
Resolved: Car alarms do more harm than good
How can Sachin Tendulkar be the “greatest cricketer of all time” if he never did win an Ashes series?
Capitalism can be justifiably criticized.. but all scholars often overlook, in their analysis, the most obvious product of this system: capital letters.
The inevitable hinglish-ication of Cricinfo
A threshold-minimizing algorithm is quite a wonderful optimization for laughter
CEO of a big company: Hey, your company doesn’t seem to be doing too well financially…
CEO of a small company: I RESENT THE ACCUSATION.
CEO of a big company: We’d like to buy you out and attain your assets and market share.
CEO of a small company: I RESENT THE ACQUISITION.
Truly a very redundant quote from Smithy
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hellos
[in the lead up to the Ashes]
Interviewer: Please, Mr. Broad, do have a seat.
It might be the case that ‘dus bahane karke le gaya dil’,
but people oft forget that dus bananas kha ke chale gaya, Bill.
The delete/backspace key is subject to more sheer force than all other keys combined
Tough outing for Alviro Petersen
In both cricket and Pokémon, catches win matches.
If you are going to go cow-tipping… please do make sure you tip ’em well because they don’t get paid a minimum wage
A lot of people uncertain about their future embark on a pilgrimage to northeastern Ohio to find answers on the banks of the Kya-hoga river.
Roger Federer truly is a baller, a tennis baller.
If the statue of Christ the Redeemer in Rio de Janeiro were a cricket umpire… he’d be signaling a wide ball.
They should’ve got Ben Affleck to replace Gilbert Gottfried as the voice of the Aflac Duck
[at Medical School Interview]
Doctor: So, are you a cat?
Student: No, I’m not, actually…
Doctor: Alas, you’ve failed the I’M CAT exam.
The phrase, ‘If is say so myself,’ is very redundant but I’ve correctly and seamlessly integrated it into my lexicon… if I say so myself.
Meet my pet, Peeve.
a Jat Sikh would tend to fare quite well on the niche online dating app, Jat-Tinder
Here’s a solar ellipsis: *three sun emojis*
In Middle-earth, a new tree Ent needs nutrients to grow.
My orthopedic surgeon took a knee during the surgery during which he took out my knee
-I lost my close friend…
-I’m sure they’re in a better place now
-Gah! He’s found an even better place to hide? He takes this too seriously
Be wary and beware o’ the sarcasm chasm!
Perhaps autonomous vehicles will be the solution to drug trafficking
I don’t remember this exit throwing a going-out-of-business sale
I do find myself quite thoroughly entertained
There’s some good effin’ ham this side of the mississippi
“You’re welcome,” said Goodness.
Not a score that imparts fond memories for the British
it seems like indian cricket is overcorrecting the peace and quiet of the Dhoni years, much like this past US election.
Mischa Zverev beat a 15 year old Sascha Zverev 6-0 6-1 in a 2012 Challenger Tour event
James Tredwell didn’t tread well between wickets, got run out in 3 of his 33 international innings
Most criminals seem intimidating primarily because they’re said to be at large
Based on all the self-help blogs out there, it would seem “happiness” is just a door that requires one too many keys to open
Abort the tournament! The 2017 Wimbledon champion’s been found in just 5 days!
Matthew Wade might find it conflicting to use his catchphrase for Lyon’s bowling when Gary Ballance is on strike during the Ashes
[answering the door]
German: Oh, Willkommen!
Guest: Ah, we’ll come in!
German: Well, come in!
Waskim Akram’s batting average is in the low 20s but he has a high-score higher than Tendulkar in tests.
Great year for the GS Warriors but not so great for the SJ Warriors.
If you find yourself recapitulating your stance in an argument, you’ve already capitulated.
“It’s high time we start getting high!”
I pull all-nighters everyday, albeit whilst asleep
Steve Smith was the original fidget-spinner
Whosoever decided that ‘whatsoever’ could be one word was not confronted by anyone because everyone said, ‘whatever’
The truth hurts more than a broken tooth hurts
In the process of writing up his philosophies, Henry David was quite Thoreau
Bobby Fischer projections
Santa: Oye, is Winfrey your favorite day-time talk show host?
Banta: Oh, prah! Of course!
ICC Champions Trophy events are the only times in Shikhar Dhawan’s career where he’s scored >40 in four consecutive ODI matches
The music industry really makes you spend a fortune for tunes
The Bangladeshi bowlers couldn’t quite stand up to the Taskin hand
Needed more सबर from Sabbir
Inshallah, boys /actually have/ played well
It’d be quite difficult to carry out highway robberies on an autobahn
All public transport should have well labelled staring-spots for non-window seated passengers to look at
What household item’s name would seemingly imply it hinders your ability to complete a chore while it actually eases it?
The laundry hamper
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the king’s tweets & all the king’s newsmen
Couldn’t put Humpty together again
Kafkaesque < Kaufmanesque
Economic prosperity of the US is hindered because our malfunctioning sewage systems prevent smooth flow of our truly gross domestic product.
Finch’s modified version of the oft-used strategy is called “Don’t see ball, don’t hit ball”
Want horse, I want sheep
I want to get me a good night’s sleep
Perhaps this restaurant thought that the members of the fellowship were the bad guys
No sabji for the saab ji?
the Macarena was inspired from the frenetic movements of someone trying to ensure that his belongings are still in their designated pockets.
Wolfgang Mozart was the original Mowgli
What is the most patriotic dish in Indian cuisine?
-Baingan Bharta
Did Bertrand Russell come up with his burden-of-proof analogy after listening to ‘I’m a Little Teapot’?
Prejudiced people believe in ‘hate at first sight’
Circa sarsath se sarkar ka circus sir ka sar kha raha hai
Float like an eye-floater, sting like a stingray
Does not seem like Yo-grudge Singh will ever forgive Dhoni
Preity Zinta: How’s that Nintendo gaming console of yours?
Her boyfriend: NES? Vadiya!
ammi: ami KKR!
All plays are on words
Jawan Lennon’s “Lassi in the sky with almonds” topped the Punjabi music charts in 1967
Many people are feeling justifiably unmotivated today because they found out that their Drive is fraudulent
Coffee, and not tea, is my cup of tea
I like my jokes like I like my nachos: without cheese
Never thought i’d see this day,
For now, Maxi’s only 2 away.
No one ever did daresay,
That out of his mind, he’d play.
Figures of speech play an important role in human society and therefore we must Support Our Tropes
A spiritual discourse in South Asia that takes place on both days of a weekend is called a Sat/Sun Satsang
There’s a correlation between people who constantly claim that ‘Correlation does not imply causation’ and how boring they are at parties.
Moses was involved in the original watergate
If there’s one vegetable that makes Artie Lange suffocate while eating, it’s an artichoke.
Someone who’s able to make a deposit of a large sum of money in a bank has been quite considerate and has taken things into account
-“And they said chivalry’s dead.”
-“Well, “they” clearly haven’t been keeping up with the Queen’s new year’s honours lists”
-“Sorry… but I should be free next week, this is my last week of hell”
-“Damnation in hell isn’t eternal? What a relief!”
I’d much rather receive guidance in a comprehensive form, perhaps a paragraph or at least a sentence, than a mere word of advice
Ravi Shastri: And Saha’s gone to the ball like a tracer bullet!
Is it difficult to get a loan from a food bank if you have a bad history in regards to returning the food you ate?
Do you need to make a minimum opening deposit in order to open up an account in a food bank?
Food banks are justifiably hesitant to accept uncanny donations
Davey Warner trying to find his Test batting form
*when someone sneakily inserts a swear word during a conversation*
SLIP N’ A GULLY!
Junior Waugh never says much… So, then when he does, everyone makes sure that they Mark his Waughs.
“Every SINGLE ONE of you is grounded! Every DOUBLE TWO of you will do a pair-based chore and every TRIPLE THREE of you will write a joke.”
[every women’s night out during the time period 1986-1989]
“It’s ladies’ late-eighties!”
Jon Hamm and Bill Burr have bad-odor problems… So much so that everytime they’re together, everyone around ’em shouts, “BO Burr n’ Hamm!”
More like a hook down culture…
You know what they say about pokemon… you just gotta catch ’em all
Weatherman: “It is, as they say in the business, raining” *winks*
Teacher: “Now, loud and clear, tell everyone two synonyms of the word, ‘objectives’.”
Student: “THIS IS FOR ALL: ‘INTENTS’ AND ‘PURPOSES’.”
The Ministry’s mini-story today is my story of the mystery of a Mysore-y mistri.
Oh my… sorry!
Maybe… it’s time for Virat to ‘focus on the process rather than the result’!
A pun-ish-meant for laughter!
[The morning of the India vs Australia Test match with everyone having boarded the team bus except the wicket keeper]
Virat: WH’R-IS-THE-MAN, SAALA!
Maybe Anil Kumble should’ve used the heavy roller to level out Virat’s head
“I shant be bowled” said Sharma to his captain on day 2
If we want pro-gress, we can’t rely on con-gress
Shouldn’t black and brown bears be called tropical bears?
Alternatively, shouldn’t polar bears be called white bears?
Would aunt know or wouldn’t know if wood ants gnaw at wood dents now?
Perhaps the Balkans seem to be stuck in the past because they always balk at new ideas…
the US is now waking up hungover, realizing that it doesn’t remember what transpired and is shocked to find out that it got a Trump stamp…
If Tauriel didn’t think that Gandalf’s plan was all that great:
LILLY-PUT-IAN mckellen down by calling his plan a GULLIBLE’S TRAVEL
The US Customs Office and the TSA must’ve had a hard time looking for enough experienced veterinarians to conduct the “extreme vetting”
Tennis greater than 9
*Chugs coffee and slams the cup down on the table* “THIS AFTERNOON’S STILL YOUNG!”
Perhaps, just perhaps… it’s not too fitting to be celebrating that third Monday of February holiday for the next few years.
You shouldn’t be able to generalize / impart stereotypes upon liberals because, by definition, each snowflake has its own unique identity…
There’s much-fikar for Mushfiqur now after that India vs Bangladesh Test… Rahim ko reham kare, Allah.
Would ya expect the restaurants to valet-in-time today?
While out for fishing in 2010, how did Andrew Strauss alert his no. 3 batsman about having spotted a bunch of fish?
“Jon, a ton o’ trout!”
“GODDAMN IT”
What did the information technology sector do to deserve eternal damnation?
The Indian government does not officially endorse the One-China policy because all public officials believe in the “Two chai la” policy.
Trump didn’t need to sign an executive order to establish a ‘Muslim-Ban’…
Bangladesh has been predominantly Muslim since 1971.
For Trump, the District Court decision added insult to injury.
This 9th Circuit Court of Appeals decision has added result in re-jury.
All rise… the court is now in Sessions.
Every time that you get stressed
I hear some-phonies in my head
Yeah, the Drumpfs they swing low
And the Trump-hats they go
Whaa, whaa, whaa
“Hey, I wasn’t born yesterday… But, in fact, the day before yesterday. You can’t fool me!”
It’s neither men /nor/ women that “run the world,” it’s the ultramarathon runners.
You’d hope the Son of God would utilize his last gasp for more important measures…
What did a starving entertainer in the Roman Empire say after a meal following a very close contest?
“I’m glad-i-ate-or, I would’ve died.”
If you really want a perennial plant with a trunk, you must ask for it nicely… i.e., with language that indulges in “Please” an’ “Trees”
Alastair, oh, alastair… may Allah-steer you towards the light and may he Cook your future deliciously
Vijay Hazare had do hazare runs in Test cricket
What adjectives would you use to describe India’s largest super-market chain?
-Big, bizarre!
Phrases along the lines of ‘That was way too real!’ imply that reality is spectrum…
[Lagaan] karu kya us ki
Jis ne tumhe banaya…
I’m sure they would’ve told The Who who precisely they are but they probably didn’t want to interrupt once they broke out into song.
Comedians who live close to the Equator tend to tell jokes that are pertinent to current affairs because they indulge in tropical humor
Would a person who likes designing and constructing arches be considered by society to be anarchist?
There are no mistakes in life, just lahsuns.
Peaceful protests against wheat-supremacists at UC Berkeley turn into rye-oats… Cornvoluted political maize with barley any easy way out.
Are you from India or from Poland?
-Neither, Indianapolis!
To two too toothed fair fur fairies faring far, farewell!
Yesterday was the most Mondayne day of the week…
And now, there’ve been Twodays without any games.
When’s-NES-day? That’d be tomorrow!
There’s-days during the week when
Fried-ale’s drunk. On days prior, they
Sat-here,they demanded it, wished
Some-day it’ll be that day again.
Why did it come as a surprise that Dawood Ibrahim, who grew in Dongri, went on to do Don-giri?