|(Walk into her chest) "If they weren't sooo large, it wouldn't
|All those curves, and me with no brakes.||
|Are those space pants? Cuz your ass is out of this world!<
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.||
you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.||1
|Did the sun come
out or did you just smile at me?||0||
|Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue?
Excuse me, I don't want you to think I'm ridiculous or anything, but you
are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to
|Girl, you look so good, I could put you on a plate and sop
you up with a biscuit!||0||0
|Have you always been this cute, or did you
have to work at it?||10||7
|Hey baby, you must be a light switch,
cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!||0
|Hey, don't I know you? Yeah,
you're the girl with the beautiful smile.||12
|Hey, I know you! You were
Miss Maryland last year, weren't you?||0
|I feel like Richard
Gere, I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.||1
|I have had a really
bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile.
So, would you smile for me?||0||
|I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath
|I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?||
I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of heaven.||
drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.||0||
|I've had quite a bit to drink, and
you're beginning to look pretty good.||14
|If I told you that you had a great
body, would you hold it against me?||10||
|If this bar is a meat market, you
must be the prime rib.||1||0
|Is it hot in here or is it just you?
where do those legs of yours end?||0||
|Let's take a shower together --
|Nice to meet you, I'm (your name) and you are...gorgeous!
|So, what do you do for a living besides always making all the men
excited and warm all over?||0||0
|Was your dad king for a day? He must have
been to make a princess(or prince) like you.||20
|Was your father a farmer?
Because you sure have grown some nice melons!||0
|Was your father a mechanic?
Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?||10
|Were you arrested earlier?
It's gotta be illegal to look that good.||0
|Were you in Boy Scouts? Because
you sure have tied my heart in a knot.||10
|Were your parents Greek Gods,
'cause it takes two gods to make a goddess.||0
|What does it feel like to be the most
beautiful girl in this room?||40||11|
|What's that on your face?
Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it's not coming off!
||King Cheese!||Some cheese
|Wow! Are those real?||12
|Ya know, you look really hot!
You must be real reason for global warming.||0
|You are the reason men fall in love.
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!||1
|You know, I would die happy
if I saw you naked just once!||3||
|You know, you might be asked to leave soon.
You're making the other women look really bad.||0
|You look like my third wife.
She: Oh, how many time have you been married? Twice.||4
|You make me melt
like hot fudge on a sundae.||0||
| You should be someone's
|You're ugly but
you intrigue me.||8||8...successive
|You've got to refer me to
your plastic surgeon.||0||0
|Oh my sweet darling! For a moment I thought I had died
and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has
been brought to me.||13||13
|Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the
|Hey, You were great on Bay Watch last
| If you have a chance to become anything on earth what
would you want to become?" [the answer] you: " well to me, i want to
be your tear drop: i was born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and
die on your lips.
|Babe! you look so fine i could drink your bath water!
|I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one
talking to you.
|I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone
beat me to it.
|You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a
light switch away.
|You're so hot you would make the devil sweat.
|Baby, you so flat you make the walls jealous.
|If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be
through my garden forever.
|I bet you could suck the chrome off a trailor hitch.
|I bet you could suck Lincolns head off a penny.
|Gee, for a fat girl you sure dont sweat much.
|Are you wearing space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world.
|Excuse me.....Hi, i'm writing a term paper on the finer things in
and i was wondering if i could interview you...
|If god made any thing better than you he keep it for him self.
|Guy: Sorry, but you owe me a drink. Girl: Why? Guy:I looked at you
|Girl, if I were a fly, I'd be all over you, because you're the
|There must be a lightswitch on my forehead because everytime I see
turn me on!
|Damn, I thought "very-fine" only came in a bottle!
|Your dad must have been retarded, 'cuz you are special.
|Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look so good?
|Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.
|If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
|Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
|Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over
|If you stood infront of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would
see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
| I just wanted to show
rose how incredably beautiful you are!!
|I betting that you cannot wait until tomorrow, because I bet that
you get more and more beautiful every day.
|If God made anything more pretty, I'm sure he'd keep it for
|You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get
into your family.
||I hope that
it would be seen as
|You look like a cool glass of refreshing water, and I am the
thirstiest man in
|Are you a tamale? 'Cause you're hot.
|You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
|I was going to tell you a joke that'll make your tits fall off.
looks like somebody beat me to it.
|Most people like to watch the (i.e. World Cup, Stanley Cup,
Superbowl, NBA playoffs, etc..) cuz it only happens once a year/every 4
years, but I'd rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone like
you only happens once in a lifetime.
|Where's your paper bag? (What?) Your paper bag to put over your
head. (Excuse me?) It's dangerous for someone like you to be out in
public with all of these horny people around. Don't worry, I'll protect
|When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my
head on the floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for
|Has anyone ever told you that you have Scandinavian hands? (Uh,
no.) No, of course not, that would be an incredibily stupid thing to say,
|Excuse me miss... Is your face so messed up because you fell from
|Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a
|Do you bleach your teeth? 'Cause your smile lights up the entire
room like a candle in the dark. Let's go prove it.
|Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it.
|Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk
to your friend?
|Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
|Do you go the ocean much? 'Cause you smell like the CLAM!
|Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.
|I'm sorry, but, have we met before? (No.) Oh, I'm sorry, I guess
that it must have been your mom.
|Baby, you're so hot, you make the equator look like the north
|You're a babe, right? Haven't you seen the film?
|Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer
of the moon.
|Even though the ugly lights are shining bright, you still look