|Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
|Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!||
|Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see
myself in them.||5||0
|Do you have a boyfriend? [No] Want one? [Yes] Well, when
you want a MANfriend, come and talk to me.||4
|Do you want to see something swell?
|Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose. What?
(Reach up and gently squeeze her nose) BEEP!||7
|Excuse me, I'm a little
short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?||
|Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?||2
|Hi, the voices in my head
told me to come over and talk to you.||4
|I am conducting a field test of
how many woman have pierced nipples.||2||
|I know I don't look like much now,
but I'm drinking milk.||2||0
|I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.||
|I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.
|My friend and I have a bet that you won't take off you blouse in a
|No, I'm not a cop. What can
I get for fifty bucks?||2||0
|Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone
number, could I borrow yours?||6 ||
|Pardon me, are you
|Should I call you in the morning or nudge you?||5
|So, you're a girl
|Stand back, I'm a doctor. You go get an ambulance, I'll loosen
| Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5
inches and it ain't floppy.||2||0
|Would you like to come over to my place later?
You can bring some friends because my face seats fiv
|You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.
my software turn to hardware!||1||0
|You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
|To a girl with braces, and if you have them as well:"Hey, wanna hook
|If you were a booger I'd pick you first.||not
|Pardon me, have you seen my missing nobel prize around here
|Are you accepting applications for your fan club?
|Hey baby... drop that zero and get
with the hero in other words... you better come with me.
|Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your
|My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to
|Hi... would you fuck me? I'd fuck me, I'd fuck me real hard!!
|Is your name Pepsi cause' I've gotta have it.
|There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go
|Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my
|When I first saw you, I knew we could win the Stanley Cup in
|Want to taste my dick? (What!?!) I said, "do you want to taste my
|They call me "coffee". I grind so fine.
|Can I stir your drink? Mind if I use my dick?
|Which one of the Spice girls are you?
|Male: Hey, I don't feel to good. Female: Why? Male: I feel
like I have an elephant in my stomach. Female: What? Male: (looking
down) I think his
truck is already sticking out.
|Weren't you at the tractor pull last night? I remember your tits.
|Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little
bit of you wrapped up in it.
|(Used while you and a male friend wear a bib. Walk up and stare
at breasts) Ma ma!
|This is a test of the emergency pick up line service.
Beeeeeeeeeep. If you had been any less beautiful, you would have just
heard a bad pick up line.
they had to hear that.||0|
|Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore
|Guy: I bet you're a C-cup. Girl: How'd you know that? Guy: My
testicles are the same size.
|My love for you is like diaharrea, I just can't hold it in
|Did your father have sex with a carrot? Cause you've got nice
|I'm bigger and better than the Titanic..... only 200 woman went
down on the Titanic
|Can I take you to the Bone-yard?
|I may not be dairy queen but I'll treat you right!!!
|Tickle your pussy with a feather? (What?) I said, "Particularily
|My love for you is like diarehha. I can't hold it in.
|Did you just sit in a water puddle, or are you just happy to see
|Damn, have you been eating beans and rice lately?
|I have a .357 magnum pointed at your kidney. Wanna go get some