MIT hosted the Cambridge, MA, mirror of the University of Michigan's Ann B. Davis Pop Culture Fest, on Sunday, March 17. Six teams took part: o The Legion of Gerbils: Mark Coen, Shawn, and Chris from B.U. o The Fighting Alumni: Chris Goheen, Diana Tenery, Craig Ganzer, Tom Galloway, Victor Rosenberg o I Alone: Mike Obstgarten o Tim Young's Love Slaves: Pete Keshavan, Jamie Coffin, Erik Corley, and Dave & Mark from B.U. o Arnold T. Pants, Esq.: Jon Morris, Chris Morse, Hareendra Yalamanchili, Ryan Scranton o The Harvard Corporation: J.J. Todor, Jeff Johnson, Matt Caywood Rounds were untimed, each with 24 tossups and variably-valued bonuses. Round 1, by Bill Gates and the Inner Head: The Harvard Corporation 255 - 135 The Legion of Gerbils Tim Young's Love Slaves 265 - 15 I Alone The Fighting Alumni 190 - 125 Arnold T. Pants, Esq. Round 2, by Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem: The Legion of Gerbils 240 - 195 Tim Young's Love Slaves The Fighting Alumni 445 - 35 I Alone The Harvard Corporation 240 - 210 Arnold T. Pants, Esq. Round 3, by Kajagoogoo Dolls: The Legion of Gerbils 395 - 235 The Fighting Alumni Arnold T. Pants, Esq. 370 - 80 I Alone The Harvard Corporation 355 - 315 Tim Young's Love Slaves Round 4, by ACME Giant Catapult: The Fighting Alumni pi+315 - 80 Tim Young's Love Slaves The Harvard Corporation pi+310 - 95 I Alone The Legion of Gerbils 355 - 135 Arnold T. Pants, Esq. Round 5, by God Shamgod: Arnold T. Pants, Esq. 165 - 150 Tim Young's Love Slaves The Legion of Gerbils 330 - 110 I Alone The Fighting Alumni 380 - 230 The Harvard Corporation Teams ranked by record in round-robin: 1. The Legion of Gerbils 4 - 1 (net +80 against Alumni, Harvard) 2. The Fighting Alumni 4 - 1 (net -10 against Gerbils, Harvard) 3. The Harvard Corporation 4 - 1 (net -70 against Gerbils, Alumni) 4. Arnold T. Pants, Esq. 2 - 3 5. Tim Young's Love Slaves 1 - 4 6. I Alone 0 - 5 Semifinals, by Kentucky Crack Babies: The Legion of Gerbils 250 - 140 Arnold T. Pants, Esq. The Harvard Corporation 265 - 135 The Fighting Alumni Final, by All the Nitrates I Need: The Harvard Corporation 190 - 160 The Legion of Gerbils Winning team: The Harvard Corporation. Consolation final: The Fighting Alumni 210 - 180 Arnold T. Pants, Esq. Individual stats: (TU, INT) for preliminary rounds. The Legion of Gerbils: TOTALS (GP) PPG Mark 4,1 4,1 8,0 4,0 12,0 32, 2 (5) 62.0 Shawn 2,0 2,0 3,1 7,0 3,3 17, 4 (5) 30.0 Chris 1,0 3,1 3,0 2,1 0,2 9, 4 (5) 14.0 The Fighting Alumni: Chris 3,1 3,0 3,0 9, 1 (3) 28.3 Diana 3,0 4,0 2,0 0,0 7,0 16, 0 (5) 32.0 Craig 2,0 1,1 3,0 2,0 2,1 10, 2 (5) 18.0 Tom 3,2 9,2 1,1 9,1 3,0 25, 6 (5) 44.0 Victor 0,0 1,0 1, 0 (2) 5.0 I Alone: Mike 3,4 5,3 7,1 5,0 6,0 26, 8 (5) 44.0 Tim Young's Love Slaves: Pete 6,0 5,1 3,0 2,0 4,0 20, 1 (5) 39.0 Jamie 0,0 2,0 2,0 1,0 0,0 5, 0 (5) 10.0 Erik 2,0 1,0 3, 0 (2) 15.0 Dave 3,0 1,3 3,2 7, 5 (3) 15.0 Mark 3,0 0,1 3,1 0,1 4,1 10, 4 (5) 16.0 Arnold T. Pants, Esq.: Jon 3,2 4,2 4,1 3,1 14, 6 (4) 27.5 Chris 3,3 3,0 7,2 1,0 3,2 17, 7 (5) 27.0 Hareendra 1,0 0,0 1,2 2,1 0,1 4, 4 (5) 4.0 Ryan 0,0 1,1 3,0 2,0 3,0 9, 1 (5) 17.0 The Harvard Corporation: J.J. 2,0 2,2 5,1 4,1 4,2 17, 6 (5) 28.0 Jeff 7,3 4,2 5,1 8,2 3,1 27, 9 (5) 45.0 Matt 3,1 3,1 2,0 1,0 1,1 10, 3 (5) 17.0 The top 11 individual scorers were: TU, INT (GP) PPG 1. Mark The Legion of Gerbils 32, 2 (5) 62.0 2. Jeff The Harvard Corporation 27, 9 (5) 45.0 3. Mike I Alone 26, 8 (5) 44.0 3. Tom The Fighting Alumni 25, 6 (5) 44.0 5. Pete Tim Young's Love Slaves 20, 1 (5) 39.0 6. Diana The Fighting Alumni 16, 0 (5) 32.0 7. Shawn The Legion of Gerbils 17, 4 (5) 30.0 8. Chris The Fighting Alumni 9, 1 (3) 28.3 9. J.J. The Harvard Corporation 17, 6 (5) 28.0 10. Jon Arnold T. Pants, Esq. 14, 6 (4) 27.5 11. Chris Arnold T. Pants, Esq. 17, 7 (5) 27.0 All other players averaged 18 or fewer points per game.