1996/10/27 Beltway Bandits II- Squeeze The Hippo has just concluded (well, I watched "The Simpsons" Halloween show, made some noodles for dinner, and started this report just into "The X-Files," which I am watching right now as I type. So I lied. Sue me. :) and, anyway, here be some preliminary-type information and stuff. The tournament was much fun. I had a wonderful time, and I think everyone else did too. Question quality was pretty good. Every pack was readable, most were good, and a few were things of beauty and a joy forever. Loyola, in particular, deserves kudos. GWU was a class act as hosts, and gets extra credit for the home-made cookies. Quick results: At the end of the round-robin: 1) New Quiz Bowl Order 10-1 (l. to Maryland) (James Dinan, John Edwards, Fred Bush, Jason Block) 2) A Very Gerbil Sequel 9-2 (l. to NQBO, Delaware) (BU people, not sure which) 3) Maryland 9-2 (l. to AVGS, Loyola) 4) "Kevin Elster" 8-3 (l. to the above 3) (Dwight Kidder and Joe Wright) 5) Delaware 8-3 (l. to NQBO, AVGS, Kevin) The rest of the field: UMBC Slurpee, UMBC Big Gulp, Georgetown A, Georgetown B, Loyola, Dickinson, and Randolph-Macon. I'm not sure who was next, I think Georgetown B and then maybe Loyola. I believe that Dwight Kidder was the top individual scorer, as, um, unlikely as that may sound. :) There was a single game playoff, between the top two teams. The expectations were high, as the round-robin match between New Quiz Bowl Order and A Very Gerbil Sequel was a real slam-bang buzzfest on a very good packet which I was privileged enough to watch since we had a bye since it was our packet. Not that I had anything to do with it, since I was out of the writing loop. The featured attractions lived up to the hype, but when the dust had cleared, A Very Gerbil Sequel won the rematch. The final round included a number of "physical challenge" questions, at least one of which was captured on film by Jon Lazar and some other guy, who I think was from the GWU newspaper. Jon, as we don't have the new newsgroup with the charter prohibiting binary files, when can we expect to see the GIF, eh? :) --- David Vacca