I'm sure Jason will post results of the two far less legitimate tournaments held in Berkeley this past weekend sometime later today. However, this past Saturday night, Unabuzzer 8: Unabuzzer Drops the Soap, was held. The four teams playing were: Bus Driven (Earl, Ken, Dave S, Pooch, Tim) Team Shammteam (Brian, Ryan, Zach, Richard) Fox Force Five (Nick, Dave G, Oz, Kristan, Dan) Big Bag of Shhh (Jon, Maribeth, Tom, Pat) Congratulations to Big Bag of Shhh, who went undefeated, including a nail-biting 250-235 triumph over Bus Driven, the first runner-up, in the last game. Fox Force Five defeated Team Shammteam 250-105 for third place. Big Bag joined the long line of Unabuzzer champions, but alas, received no material compensation for their fine effort. The competition for the David Levinson Memorial Award was close for a little bit, but went to Ken Jennings of Bus Driven. Here are the top individual scorers: Name (Sch.) Team 15 10 -5 -50 PPG Ken (BYU) Bus 3 15 3 0 60.0 Tom (USC) Bag 3 9 0 0 45.0 Jon (Berk) Bag 4 8 2 0 43.3 Nick (Berk) Fox 3 9 1 0 43.3 Earl (BYU) Bus 3 9 2 0 41.7 The organizers (Casey Cook and myself) would like to thank UMich and Oz for providing questions from 1999 Ann B. Davis, Pat for providing gourmet beverages, and all contestants. For those who must know, the Four Horsepersons of the Apocalypse took the Chicago Open Mirror, and Pat Friel of UCLA took the Hillemann/Maddipoti Singles Mirror. I'll leave the titilating (or is that titular?) details to Jason, and the inappropriate jokes to Jon. Andy P.