Date: Sun, 8 Nov 1998 18:13:45 -0600 From: ja-hagen@students.uiuc.edu (Jerry Hagen) Subject: QB: RESULTS: Illinois Salute to Mediocrity The Illinois Salute to Mediocrity tournament was held this Friday and Saturday, November 6-7. Here are the results: Round 1 Packet by Wisconsin Parkland B 250, Chicago Crap 180 Chicago Scottish 395, Iowa 95 Drunken Gamblers 410, Illinois Old People 75 Carleton 210, Quincy 195 Kentucky 275, Fire and Brimstone 265 Vanderbilt 270, W. Michigan 40 Round 2 Packet by Chicago Crap Drunken Gamblers (1-0) 180, Wisconsin 150 Chicago Scottish (1-0) 395, Carleton (1-0) 70 Parkland B (1-0) 190, Vanderbilt (1-0) 105 Kentucky (1-0) 270, Iowa (0-1) 110 Quincy (0-1) 105, W. Michigan (0-1) 35 Fire and Brimstone (0-1) 215, Illinois Old People (0-1) 130 Round 3 Packet by UCLA Parkland B (2-0) 225, W. Michigan (0-2) 65 Fire and Brimstone (1-1) 290, Quincy (1-1) 60 Wisconsin (0-1) 200, Kentucky (2-0) 160 Iowa (0-2) 135, Vanderbilt (1-1) 115 Drunken Gamblers (2-0) 240, Chicago Scottish (2-0) 165 Carleton (1-1) 120, Chicago Crap (0-1) 115 Round 4 Packet by Fire and Brimstone Quincy (1-2) 195, Vanderbilt (1-2) 130 Illinois Old People (0-2) 255, W. Michigan (0-3) 75 Drunken Gamblers (3-0) 330, Iowa (1-2) 190 Kentucky (2-1) 215, Parkland B (3-0) 200 Carleton (2-1) 175, Wisconsin (1-1) 155 Chicago Scottish (2-1) 315, Chicago Crap (0-2) 110 Round 5 Packet by Kentucky Carleton (3-1) 195, W. Michigan (0-4) 40 Drunken Gamblers (4-0) 380, Vanderbilt (1-3) 40 Chicago Scottish (3-1) 425, Illinois Old People (1-2) 55 Fire and Brimstone (2-1) 205, Chicago Crap (0-3) 35 Wisconsin (1-2) 205, Quincy (2-2) 105 Parkland B (3-1) 180, Iowa (1-3) 135 Round 6 Packet by Quincy Fire and Brimstone (3-1) 315, Iowa (1-4) 65 Parkland B (4-1) 200, Illinois Old People (1-3) 165 Chicago Scottish (4-1) 400, Vanderbilt (1-4) 30 Wisconsin (2-2) 250, W. Michigan (0-5) 30 Kentucky (3-1) 365, Chicago Crap (0-4) 30 Drunken Gamblers (5-0) 305, Carleton (4-1) 120 Round 7 Packet by Chicago Scottish Carleton (4-2) 140, Iowa (1-5) 110 Wisconsin (3-2) 125, Chicago Crap (0-5) 70 Kentucky (4-1) 160, Quincy (2-3) 100 Drunken Gamblers (6-0) 195, Parkland B (5-1) 165 Illinois Old People (1-4) 135, Vanderbilt (1-5) 105 Fire and Brimstone (4-1) 250, W. Michigan (0-6) 20 Round 8 Packet by Penn Kentucky (5-1) 350, Illinois Old People (2-4) 115 Vanderbilt (1-6) 235, Fire and Brimstone (5-1) 180 Parkland B (5-2) 325, Carleton (5-2) 140 Drunken Gamblers (7-0) 390, Quincy (2-4) 75 Iowa (1-6) 230, Chicago Crap (0-6) 165 Chicago Scottish (5-1) 405, Wisconsin (4-2) 130 Round 9 Packet by Drunken Gamblers Chicago Crap (0-7) 200, Vanderbilt (2-6) 115 Kentucky (6-1) 310, Carleton (5-3) 120 Fire and Brimstone (5-2) 305, Wisconsin (4-3) 100 Chicago Scottish (6-1) 445, W. Michigan (0-7) 0 Illinois Old People (2-5) 155, Iowa (2-6) 105 Parkland B (6-2) 355, Quincy (2-5) 35 Round 10 Packet by Iowa Chicago Scottish (7-1) 395, Quincy (2-6) 55 Wisconsin (4-4) 240, Parkland B (7-2) 185 Carleton (5-4) 210, Fire and Brimstone (6-2) 190 Illinois Old People (3-5) 240, Chicago Crap (1-7) 120 XXX Drunken Gamblers (8-0) 270, W. Michigan (0-8) 30 Kentucky (7-1) 355, Vanderbilt (2-7) 30 Round 11 Packet by Parkland B Wisconsin (5-4) 110, Illinois Old People (4-5) 40 Quincy (2-7) 80, Iowa (2-7) 75 Chicago Crap (1-8) 155, W. Michigan (0-9) 10 Chicago Scottish (8-1) 350, Fire and Brimstone (6-3) 95 Carleton (6-4) 125, Vanderbilt (2-8) 40 Drunken Gamblers (9-0) 160, Kentucky (8-1) 100 Round 12 Packet by Carleton Kentucky (8-2) 275, Chicago Scottish (9-1) 180 Drunken Gamblers (10-0) 440, Chicago Crap (2-8) 60 Iowa (2-8) 425, W. Michigan (0-10) 15 Wisconsin (6-4) 230, Vanderbilt (2-9) 150 Fire and Brimstone (6-4) 235, Parkland B (7-3) 170 Illinois Old People (4-6) 205, Quincy (3-7) 155 Round 13 Packet by Vanderbilt Drunken Gamblers (11-0) 180, Fire and Brimstone (7-4) 50 Kentucky (9-2) 135, W. Michigan (0-11) 0 Chicago Crap (2-9) 55, Quincy (3-8) 35 Carleton (7-4) 150, Illinois Old People (5-6) 140 Chicago Scottish (9-2) 155, Parkland B (7-4) 150 Wisconsin (7-4) 130, Iowa (3-8) 100 Team Standings after the round robin: 1. Drunken Gamblers (12-0) 2. Kentucky (10-2, beat Chicago Scottish) 3. Chicago Scottish (10-2) 4. Carleton (8-4, beat Wisconsin) 5. Wisconsin (8-4) 6. Fire and Brimstone (7-5, beat Parkland B) 7. Parkland B (7-5) 8. Illinois (5-7) 9. Iowa (3-9, -38.75 differential)* 10. Chicago Crap (3-9, -93.75) 11. Quincy (3-9, -115.83) 12. Vanderbilt (2-10) 13. Western Michigan (0-12) *Iowa, Chicago Crap, and Quincy were 1-1 in head to head among the tied teams. Playoff Results: Playoff Round 1 Packet by Berkeley/Swarthmore Chicago Scottish (10-2) 375, Kentucky (10-2) 115 Drunken Gamblers (12-0) 395, Carleton (8-4) 45 Illinois Old People (5-7) 210, Wisconsin (8-4) 185 Parkland B (7-5) 245, Fire and Brimstone (7-5) 210 Iowa (3-9) 255, W. Michigan (0-12) 10 Chicago Crap (3-9) 280, Vanderbilt (2-10) 65 Bye: Quincy Playoff Round 2 Packet by Illinois Chicago Scottish (11-2) 325, Carleton (8-5) 85 Kentucky 310 (10-3), Drunken Gamblers (13-0) -5 Fire and Brimstone (7-6) 175, Illinois Old People (6-7) 60 Parkland B (8-5) 155, Wisconsin (8-5) 145 Chicago Crap (4-9) 95, Quincy (3-9) 5 Vanderbilt (2-11) 160, Iowa (4-9) 110 Bye: Western Michigan Playoff Round 3 Packet by Maryland Bites Kentucky (11-3) 365, Carleton (8-6) 140 Chicago Scottish (12-2) 400, Drunken Gamblers (13-1) 185 Fire and Brimstone (8-6) 315, Wisconsin (8-6) 185 Parkland B (9-5) 400, Illinois Old People (6-8) 140 Chicago Crap (5-9) 190, Iowa (4-10) 140 Quincy (3-10) 220, W. Michigan (0-13) 45 Bye: Vanderbilt The Drunken Gamblers and Chicago Scottish being tied at 13-2 and at 1-1 head to head, they went into a playoff game. The Drunken Gamblers led 140-50 at halftime and stretched the lead to 210-75 after tossup 15, but Mike Zarren got question 16 and Andrew Yaphe got the next four, including the clincher with the score tied 205-205, to give Chicago Scottish the 240-205 victory and the tournament title. The final standings were thus: Team W-L TO-INT B/BA CON PF-PA DIFF TO/I UC Scottish 14-2 192-32 3605/5760 62.59% 5365-1895 216.88 6.00 Dr. Gamblers 13-3 168-53 2845/5040 56.45% 4260-2215 127.81 3.17 Kentucky 12-3 147-17 2375/4410 53.85% 3760-2020 116.00 8.65 Carleton 8-7 95-27 1230/2790 44.09% 2045-3405 -90.67 3.52 Parkland B 10-5 147-31 2080/4410 47.17% 3395-2360 69.00 4.74 Fire & Brimst. 9-6 134-25 2080/4020 51.74% 3295-2320 65.00 5.36 Wisconsin 8-7 115-24 1510/3450 43.77% 2540-2585 -3.00 4.79 Ill. Old People 6-9 106-33 1225/3150 38.89% 2120-3180 -70.67 3.21 Chicago Crap 6-9 97-32 1050/2910 36.08% 1860-2630 -51.33 3.03 Quincy 4-10 79-36 810/2370 34.18% 1420-2725 -93.21 2.19 Iowa 4-11 110-22 1290/3300 39.09% 2280-2600 -21.33 5.00 Vanderbilt 3-11 91-19 775/2730 28.39% 1590-2955 -97.50 4.79 Western Mich. 0-14 32-4 115/960 11.98% 415-3455-217.14 8.00 Chicago Scottish won the tournament, Drunken Gamblers were awarded the trophy for best masters team finish, and Wisconsin, with 6 teams finishing ahead of and 6 teams behind them, receives recognition (but no award) as most mediocre team. Individual stats to follow. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Individual stats follow for the 1998 Illinois Salute to Mediocrity Tournament. All tournament team was calculated after the 12 games of the round robin, and included Andrew Yaphe, Steve Watchorn, "John Daly" (John Sheahan), Eric Hilleman, and Karl Schmidt. Also awarded were the Andy Wang award for most interrupts during the round robin (to Subash from Quincy), and the recognition (but not award) for most mediocre player; with 26 placing above him and 25 below after the round robin, Kao-Ping from Vanderbilt. Rank Name Team G TO-INT PTS PPG TO/I 1 Andrew UC Sc 16 151-17 1425 89.06 8.88 2 Steve Wisc 15 91-18 820 54.67 5.06 3 John D. D. Gam. 16 93-24 810 50.63 3.88 4 Eric F&B 15 83-19 735 49.00 4.37 5 Seth UK 15 69-7 655 43.67 9.86 6 Karl IL OP 15 72-17 635 42.33 4.24 7 Matt Vand. 14 61-11 555 39.64 5.55 8 James A Par. B 15 59-9 545 36.33 6.56 9 James D Par. B 15 60-12 540 36.00 5.00 10 Kelly UK 15 52-6 490 32.67 8.67 11 Trevor Iowa 15 54-10 490 32.67 5.40 12 Subash Quin 14 49-23 375 26.79 2.13 13 Mark F&B 15 38-2 370 24.67 19.00 14 Emily Carl 15 41-8 370 24.67 5.13 15 John E. D. Gam. 16 44-15 365 22.81 2.93 16 Rob IL OP 12 32-14 250 20.83 2.29 17 Jason UC Cr 15 36-12 300 20.00 3.00 18 Steve Carl 15 37-14 300 20.00 2.64 19 Matt Iowa 15 32-5 295 19.67 6.40 20 James C Par. B 10 23-8 190 19.00 2.88 21 Brian U Quin 14 28-12 220 15.71 2.33 22 John UC Cr 15 25-5 225 15.00 5.00 23 Matt UC Cr 15 21-9 165 11.00 2.33 24 Anand M Wisc 15 17-3 155 10.33 5.67 25 Robert UK 15 16-3 145 9.67 5.33 26 Barney D. Gam. 16 15-0 150 9.38 #DIV/0! 27 John WMU 14 13-1 125 8.93 13.00 28 Ted Carl 15 14-2 130 8.67 7.00 29 Ryan WMU 14 12-0 120 8.57 #DIV/0! 30 Kao Vand. 14 13-3 115 8.21 4.33 31 Ryan UC Sc 16 14-2 130 8.13 7.00 32 Wade Iowa 15 15-6 120 8.00 2.50 33 Dan F&B 14 12-2 110 7.86 6.00 34 Frank UC Cr 15 15-7 115 7.67 2.14 35 Mike UC Sc 16 15-7 115 7.19 2.14 36 Jarrett UK 15 11-1 105 7.00 11.00 37 Bryan UC Sc 16 12-3 105 6.56 4.00 38 Adam Vand. 14 10-2 90 6.43 5.00 39 Lindsay Iowa 15 9-1 85 5.67 9.00 40 Boris D. Gam. 16 16-15 85 5.31 1.07 41 Erica WMU 14 6-1 55 3.93 6.00 42 Tim Vand. 14 7-3 55 3.93 2.33 43 James B Par. B 12 5-2 40 3.33 2.50 44 Joel V. Wisc 15 5-3 35 2.33 1.67 45 Rob G. Wisc 15 2-0 20 1.33 #DIV/0! 46 Sheila F&B 15 3-2 20 1.33 1.50 47 Jenni H Quin 9 1-0 10 1.11 #DIV/0! 48 Gabe Carl 15 3-3 15 1.00 1.00 49 Mike IL OP 12 1-0 10 0.83 #DIV/0! 50 Ted B. Quin 9 1-1 5 0.56 1.00 51 Matt W. Quin 10 0-0 0 0.00 #DIV/0! 52 Ella WMU 14 1-2 0 0.00 0.50 --------------------------------------------------------------------------------