Lemur Bowl 5, the oldest and least prestigious trash tournament in Western Massachusetts. was held this past Saturday at Williams College. The tournament consisted of a full round-robin, won by the Deep End of the Gerbil (BU Alumni, and assorted extras)- the second straight Lemur Bowl title for the Gerbils. Rich's Bitches and One-Eyed Jacks (Williams Alumni) finished atop a three-way circle of death for second place, edging out the Villians International League of Evil (MIT), and Dartmouth (Dartmouth). Also in attendance were Arnold T. Pants, Esq. (MIT Alumni), C=J.D. (Andy Wang), the Four Skynns (a heavily-armed Middlebury squad), and Williams Brick House (the obligatory house team). And there was much rejoicing. The tournament was plauged by a number of organizational problems, which resulted in the immolation of the individual stats. The fragmentary remainders have Kyle Pope of ATP edging out Andy Wang for the very highly unofficial scoring title. The packets used in Lemur Bowl are now available. If you want 'em, send me an e-mail and we can work out a trade. Ted Geiger Williams CB