Congratulations to the University of Michigan on their victory in today's TRASH regional. Michigan was undefeated in ten rounds of round-robin play and five rounds of finals play, and was the only team to do so. Of a twenty-two team field, ten teams reached finals, and their dispotision was thus: 1. Michigan 2. Being Dwight Kidder 3. Hello Kitty (Benoy Chacko et. al.) 4. The Military-Industrial-Oedipal Complex (Rick Grimes, Shawn Pickrell, et. al.) 5. The Syndicate (UMBC A) 6. The Limp Biscuits (UMCP A) 7. Georgetown Eh 8. Yale (Penn A) 9. UMCP B 10. CMU A The top six teams receive an automatic slot in TRASHionals '00 in Cleveland this Spring. The top four scorers of the tournament were, in order: 1. Dwight Kidder, Being Dwight Kidder 2. Rick Grimes, Military-Industrial-Oedipal Complex 3. Phil Castagna, Georgetown Eh 4. Dustin "The Expert," The Syndicate Play was in two parts: Eleven-team round robin in two brackets followed by extrapolated finals round robin. Special thanks to all of the guest moderators, especially those who filled in during their byes or at other short notice. Edmund ---- I apologize for the delay in getting even these rudimentary tables up. Basically, I've been moving files around between my laptop and two desktops, and between two different spreadsheet programs... Anyway, this is raw data but I figured it would be better to get this out now, unprocessed, then in a week, spiffied up. Besides, PPG is easy since there were 10 round-robin rounds played anyway. Being Dwight Kidder John Malkovich TU 110 Neg 10 CMU A 1 Fish TU 9 Neg 1 2 Fish TU 11 Neg 4 Red Fish TU 42 Neg 4 Xena TU 2 Neg 1 Delaware Nate TU 12 Neg 2 Cornholio TU 32 Neg 9 UMBC B Nat'l Bohemian TU 4 Neg 4 Natural Light TU 11 Neg 4 Lowenbrau TU 10 Neg 0 Guiness TU 4 Neg 1 Georgetown Eh! Moosehead TU 62 Neg 11 Lumberjaack TU 25 Neg 5 Hockey TU 8 Neg 1 Celine Dion TU Neg Limp Biscuits Pillsbury TU 18 Neg 1 DJ Lethal TU 26 Neg 6 ?? TU 28 Neg 0 The Whole F'ing Show TU 39 Neg 9 Military-Industrial-Oedipal Complex Jonathan Pollard TU 21 Neg 4 Aldritch Ames TU 6 Neg 1 Larry Wu-ti Chi TU 69 Neg 13 Ethel Rosenbaum TU 5 Neg 1 James TU 0 Neg 0 Penn C James TU 24 Neg 5 Brdichy TU 4 Neg 0 Ken soro-wing TU 24 Neg 3 Shell Oil TU 6 Neg 0 JHU B Lashri TU 11 Neg 1 Fong TU 30 Neg 5 Aun TU 29 Neg 6 Penn B Chris TU 22 Neg 7 Kelly TU 17 Neg 10 Jared TU 26 Neg 5 Benoy Chacko et. al. Jay TU 46 Neg 6 Benoy TU 47 Neg 5 Eric TU 27 Neg 0 Maya TU 11 Neg 3 CMU B Sheetz TU 33 Neg 6 Gateway TU 10 Neg 2 Chrome Denny's TU 8 Neg 0 Stuckey's TU 9 Neg 4 UMich Zeke TU 18 Neg 6 Dave TU 41 Neg 10 Paul TU 12 Neg 1 Haggai TU 51 Neg 5 UMBC A The Insider TU 28 Neg 3 The Expert TU 58 Neg 6 The Cleaner TU 6 Neg 3 GTown B A-Dogg TU 1 Neg 0 Puff Emmitt TU 21 Neg 10 Boogie Seth TU 22 Neg 6 LL Cool John TU 7 Neg 0 UMCP B Michelle TU 35 Neg 7 Mark TU 5 Neg 2 Vivek TU 5 Neg 3 Andy TU 13 Neg 5 Swarthmore Scott Summers TU 17 Neg 2 Spark McCoy TU 16 Neg 2 Warren Worthingon III TU 12 Neg 5 Jean Gray TU 7 Neg 1 Bobby Drake TU 9 Neg 2 PSU Dim TU 26 Neg 4 Georgie TU 9 Neg 2 Pete TU 7 Neg 3 Little Alex TU 31 Neg 4 JHU A Jamal TU 0 Neg 0 Ray Jay TU 20 Neg 4 Antenna/Cuttino TU 32 Neg 7 Ubernostrum TU 23 Neg 0 Ferris TU 10 Neg 1 Penn A Sambra TU 12 Neg 4 Titbags TU 30 Neg 5 Rancid TU 32 Neg 5 African TU 12 Neg 0 Starsinic Spike TU 34 Neg 6 Giles TU 17 Neg 7 Doyle TU 29 Neg 6 Oz TU 14 Neg 3 Roger Craig et. al. Nasty TU 18 Neg 2 Barry TU 51 Neg 13 Dirk TU 21 Neg 3 Stig TU 16 Neg 4 ----- Since the poll is underway, and since I hadn't yet, here are the individual team records for the Mid-Atlantic TRASH regional of oh so long ago: Being Dwight Kidder 9-1 CMU Fish 5-5 Delaware 3-7 UMBC Beer 0-10 Georgetown Eh! 6-4 UMCP Limp Biscuits 9-1 Mil.-Ind.-Oed. Complex 8-2 Penn C 3-7 Hopkins B 3-7 Penn B 1-9 The Rutles 8-2 Hello Kitty 9-1 CMU Breezewood 0-9-1 Michigan 10-0 UMBC Syndicate 6-4 Georgetown B 1-9 UMCP B 3-6-1 Swarthmore 2-8 Penn State Korova Milk Bar 5-5 Hopkins A 6-4 Penn A 6-4 Challengers of the Unknown 6-4