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Roundup of Slashdot Humour

From Girls withand Guns: To you city folks who think this is wrong, how would you like to wake up and find me in your living room? Depends. Are you a seriously-hot blond nympho with huge tits who happens to have a thing for senior software engineers? Even worse. If I woke up and found […]

Boys > Flowers

While walking through the streets of Berkeley to deliver aid packages to the homeless, I saw a pretty, bored, and blonde girl selling flowers in a street corner shop. I approached her and asked for some recommendations in choosing flowers. She perked up instantly and showed me a purple assortment (I have no ability in […]

Eggs, Masturbation, and Celebrities Gone Wrong

What a crazy day for news… To get things started, Steve Ballmer gets pelted by eggs at a conference in Hungary. He managed to make the best of it in the end, but the event demonstrates widespread dislike of MS in the EU. Not only has the EU fined MS for record sums, but the […]

The Nightmare Ticket

Highlights from The Onion: “For just one vote, citizens will get four years of McCain’s brilliant temper, the incredible inexperience of Barack Obama, and the powerful two-headed monster of Hillary and Bill Clinton.” “Looks like I’ll be going with Nader/LaRouche/Sharpton/Ventura/Edwards after all.”

Holy Cow! It's Leah Culver

Geekdom’s starlet.