Cannoneer

Jackson Jewett

Year at Cal: 3rd

Year in the Committee: 3rd

Major: Cognitive Science

Brief Job Description:

I'm in charge of things that burn, explode, combust, or otherwise react exothermically. These include, but are not limited to, firing the Cal Victory Cannon and orchestrating the fire for the Bonfire Rally.

Short Biography:

I was born. Nineteen years later, I became a UC Cannoneer.

Favorite food? Premium Unleaded Gasoline

Favorite band? Natalie Portman's Shaved Head

Favorite movie? The Human Centipede

Favorite Cal Song? The Cardinal Be Damned

Favorite Rally Comm Moment:

Every time we beat Stanford.

Would You Rather....find true love or win a million dollars?

Better question: Which would be more thrilling to blow up?

Would You Rather...be a giant hamster or a tiny rhino?

Hamster. Size matters.

Would You Rather...be able to fly or be able to breathe underwater?

I can already do both.