Director of Card Stunts

Kalina Kwong

Year at Cal: 2nd

Year in the Committee: 2nd

Major:Practice of Art & Anthropology...maybe

Brief Job Description:

I have the honor of designing and planning the card stunt shows that the student section puts on for football games, which basically means I get to doodle pretty pictures!

Short Biography:

Hey y'all, I'm from Texas and I like bull ridin', four wheelin' and BBQ. I think the two most awkward things in the world are being tickled and silence. When you pet my head I enter a comatose state. My hair is pink, not red XD and sometimes people say I'm crazy. So don't be shy, say hi!

Favorite food? I like all food!

Favorite band? I like all music!

Favorite movie? Anything with pirates, argh... and anthing entertaining in general.

Favorite Cal Song? The Drinking Song / Stanfurd Jonah

Favorite Rally Comm Moment:

Going to the 'furd for the Big Spike! We completely OWNED them.

Would You Rather....find true love or win a million dollars?

A million dollars, then I'd retire on a secluded island somewhere in the Caribbean and begin to build a fleet of pirates (but not the smelly, murderous, pillaging kind of pirate). We'd utilize logic and charisma and dance parties to convince ships to let us take them over.

Would You Rather...be a giant hamster or a tiny rhino?

Giant hamster, but only if I had a giant ball that I would roll around in and take over the world with. I WOULD BE SO FLUFFY, no one would be able to rebel against me. I'd be the adorable autocrat of doom.

Would You Rather...be able to fly or be able to breathe underwater?

Flying, definitely. The view is WAY cooler, and there are no sharks in the sky. Plus, clouds are so FLUFFY. !