Vice Chair of Spirit

Derek Schatz

Year at Cal: 2rd

Year in the Committee: 2nd

Major: Psychology and History

Job Description:

"The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma..."--Patrick Star. The mere existence of my position, the Vice Chair of Spirit (also Vice Chair of Love and Vice Chair of Dreams from time to time) is only just murmured during dark, windy nights in the Athens of the West, with no one knowing for sure exactly how many spirited puppet strings I have at my fingertips.

Brief Biography:

Born in quaint Lodi, California, the young boy turned man ventured out on his own to the big city of Berkeley with Blue and Gold in his eyes and the Golden Gate on the horizon, where he realized his heart had found a home.

Favorite Rally Comm Moment:

Saturday 5, 2011.

Why did you decide to be a part of the Executive Committee?

To illuminate the masses with Spirit and Love.

Celebrity Crush?

Jennifer Aniston. She's ageless.

 

If you could claim credit for one invention, what would it be?

The Backscratcher. By far the most underrated of body part-scratching implements on Earth.

Would you rather have the ability to fly or to be invisable?

Fly.

Who would play you in a movie about your life?

Russell Crowe for suuuure.

 

If you had a time machine, where would you go?

Big Game 1982.

 

What would you rather be doing instead of filling out this survey?

Being DB with my main B Zoe.