An EECS major running for senate is too crazy to believe. You'd be prudent to have doubts about the seriousness of my candidacy; however, I am truly running for senate, I truly am capable, and I truly want to win. The jokes are just there because I make no assumptions about your attention span. For example, I would not be surprised if you skipped the part after the semicolon in the sentence before the previous one. I am not Truly Scrumptious.

I stand for:

• Truth
• Justice
• The Canadian Way
• Moving to table and voting down all irrelevent resolutions and bills (e.g., I won't waste time arguing about whether or not we should say the pledge of allegiance before senate meetings or about symbolic bills because they don't affect the students anyways.)
• The stuff I approved on the suggestions pages
• Some other stuff

• Anthony told me to.
• I'm just crazy enough to do it. You can't stop me! Unless you're the judicial council!
• EECS majors Represent!
• I had $5 in my pocket.
• Something new and interesting to do.
• You deserve a candidate like me on the ballot. Now now, don't be modest.
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• I'm an EECS major?
• I'm a math minor?
• I fight for the little guy (the engineer)?
• I mean what I say?
• I say what I mean?
• I see what I eat?
• I eat what I see? (No I don't! Stop confusing yourself!!)
• Nothing quite compares to the chocolatey goodness of a vote for me dipped in rich creamy milk chocolate.
• Do you think those people running with their fancy schmancy parties are spending hundreds of dollars campaigning just for a chance to help you? What a naive, silly little nincompoop you are.
• I don't pretend to know exactly what you want, and I don't pretend that you'll know what you want when I ask you. Who else solicits suggestions 24/7 on a web page?
• Because this webpage loads faster than you can say, "Persniggety!" Did you just say, "Persniggety!"? Stop doing stuff like that before the people sitting next to you think you're a weirdo....
  
  Weirdo.
• I couldn't get the ASUC to make more of a mockery of itself if I tried.
• I'm sure you can come up with better reasons to vote for me than I can.

• I've been an HKN officer.
• I've been a TBP member.
• I've attended IEEE officer meetings.
• I've been an EJC representative.
• I've been a "19th hole winner!" at Golden Tee Golfland.

Yes.

OK. Here's what I want you to do:

• Send this website to everybody on your buddy list and tell them to do likewise.
• Tell them I'm the best thing the human race has come up with since Gator Golf. (What could be greater than golf with a gator?)
• Repeat. (Your friends are stubborn.)
• Put this page's URL ( http://ucsee.eecs.berkeley.edu ) in your .plan and your IM profile.
• Post and comment on suggestions, so I know what I stand for.
• Get some BAMN people to post some suggestions, so we can all have some fun ridiculing them in the comments.
• Give me your #1 vote.
• Give me your friends' #1 votes.
• Do not use flyers and stuff! (Too many complications to worry about like whether the stuff on the flyers is true and keeping receipts to verify I haven't exceeded the campaign finance limit.)
• Keep it legal.

ASUC elections are instant run-off. This means they pass through all the ballots and count up everybody's #1 votes. Then they drop some of the losers and process the #2 votes for the people who voted for them. They continue until there are only 20 people left. Basically, this means that you have to give your #1 votes to niche players like me. Now do it!

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