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A Joke: An American Tourist in Istanbul  
« on: Apr 26th, 2017, 12:47pm »
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You can send your lousy jokes in this thread if you like.
 
 
An American Tourist in Istanbul
 
 
It is the afternoon in Istanbul. An American tourist enters a restaurant, sits at an unoccupied table and addresses a waiter.
 
- I will have turkey, please.  
- Oh, I see. And I suppose you have Turkey for breakfast too, right?  
- I had kebab for breakfast.
- I see. So we Turks eat nothing but kebab, am I right?!
- I don’t have enough information about Turkey to confirm that.
- But you DO want Turkey for dinner, right buddy?!
- Personally, I want turkey for Thanksgiving Day.  
- So Turkey is nothing but turkey to you, is it not?!  
- What else could it be? Huh?
- How’d you like to step outside?!
- Excuse me but, what exactly are we talking about? Last thing I remember is ordering turkey.
- Oh, so now you ORDER Turkey. Turkey is not for sale!
- Then what is? What is today’s specialty? What do you offer instead?  
- What? You don’t want Turkey no more? Well then. In that case, I offer you turkey, which happens to be today’s specialty.
- But that is what I asked for right away.
- Well then, in that case, I guess I’ll bring you your dinner right away, kind sir.
- Thank you very much.
 
 
 
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Re: A Joke: An American Tourist in Istanbul  
« Reply #1 on: May 2nd, 2017, 7:08am »
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Yet another dumb joke.
 
    A woman runs in a police station and yells aloud: "I am a victim!"  
    A police officer tells her: "But you are a woman. What else could you be? So what seems to be the problem? I am a policeman. I am the real victim here. I have to listen to whatnot to get a bad salary. I have problems too but since I am a cop I am not allowed to go to the police because I am the police. My job is my biggest problem and a viscous circle, let me tell you. So stop sniffling and be grateful that you are not a cop."  
    The woman agrees and before she goes comforts the cop by saying that she feels sorry for him.
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