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alien2
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« on: Dec 3rd, 2017, 7:06am »
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1. A man is arrested. The allegation is murder. The interrogator asks him:
    “Whom did you kill?”
    “I am completely innocent.
    “Whom did you kill?!”
    “Me wife!”
    “You are free to go.”
 
2. Inspector and his partner are driving in a police car. Apparently, there is no trouble at the moment so, they are relaxed. But, it is time for break and, well, they happen to be hungry. So, they pull over near . . . the soup kitchen !!
 
3. A thief breaks in a rich house and holds a rich man hostage.
    “Where is the safe, you darn rich mummy?!”
    “How dare you to interrogate me as if you were the police?!”  
    “You’re right. You’re absolutely right. Sorry. I’ll leave now. I am very sorry for the inconvenience. No hard feelings?”
    “None whatsoever! just unite me first, please.”
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Re: Caps and Crooks Humor  
« Reply #1 on: Dec 3rd, 2017, 7:42am »
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I don't get it.
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« Reply #2 on: Dec 3rd, 2017, 8:07am »
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wife = the Devil
the police = poor
thief and hostage = solidarity (Stockholm syndrome)
 
So, what exactly don't you get? If you don't get this, you don't get anything. I am giving you pearls here.  
 
Say, why don't You say something funny. IF you can do just that.  
 
 
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« Reply #3 on: Dec 5th, 2017, 8:05am »
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Ah. Recalibrating:
 
Take my wife... please
I just flew in from Vegas. Boy are my arms tired
What's brown and sticky? A brown stick
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Re: Caps and Crooks Humor  
« Reply #4 on: Dec 5th, 2017, 10:37am »
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Well then. I am glad you are functioning within established parameters. However, this particular topic is about cops and crooks. Still, I appreciate the sentiment likewise your sense of humor.
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