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Re: bill gates bathroom  
« Reply #25 on: Jan 18th, 2009, 10:16am »
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The toilet checks for updates each time it used.  
He can't flush the toilet before installing most recent version.
The toilet paper must be compatible with the version of toilet.
The water faucet performs a virus scan on all water before any can be used.
The shower head fails to connect with the pipes. (Send error message to plumbers? You may be sending pictures which are not fit for the rest of the world to see.)
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Re: bill gates bathroom  
« Reply #26 on: Feb 6th, 2009, 9:49am »
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I'd make the toilet a rather large toilet, so he can flush down all the crap a.k.a. Windows Vista  Grin
Paint it in soothing colors so he can calm down after a stressful day at work.
 
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Re: bill gates bathroom  
« Reply #27 on: Mar 12th, 2009, 11:40pm »
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I would install every bathroom item and accessory known to man to match all the unnecessary lines of code in Windows.
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Re: bill gates bathroom  
« Reply #28 on: Jan 5th, 2010, 11:51pm »
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I will keep all apple products there..as he cannot use them publicly :-)
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Re: bill gates bathroom  
« Reply #29 on: Jan 4th, 2012, 11:19pm »
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Just call the best designers of the world and let them decide collectively.  
 
But the theme of the bathroom should be according to micorsoft.
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« Reply #30 on: Aug 27th, 2012, 8:48am »
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It seems that Caltech found the best answer to this question.
 
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2188578/Bill-Gates-backs- plans-solar-powered-loo-world.html
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« Reply #31 on: Sep 10th, 2012, 12:59pm »
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This would be the easiest job in the worl just make it all white with a computer that comes up from the floor when your on the throne and a Video link so he can cheak on his foundation.
 
... The final touch that would sell it to him in an instant would be an unlimited supply of toilet paper with the Apples products on it! so every day he can wipe his arse with the Ipad
 
A little touch, but a lot of satisfaction! Tongue
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« Reply #32 on: Sep 11th, 2012, 4:24am »
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I will make it look like a hotmail box
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« Reply #33 on: Oct 18th, 2013, 9:01pm »
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A restart button must be there in order to get hang or struck
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« Reply #34 on: Aug 11th, 2015, 5:31am »
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You may not speak to Bill Gates - I will send him message via email.
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