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« on: Sep 11th, 2016, 6:28am »
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Margaret loves John even though they neither met nor exchanged a single word. Yet she knows they will meet soon and that he’ll be naked. How? They’re both in perfect health.  
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« Reply #1 on: Sep 11th, 2016, 8:36am »
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Margaret  is pregnant, they named the commimg kid John.he will be naked when he borns
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« Reply #2 on: Sep 11th, 2016, 8:57am »
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Congrats.  
 
If I'm not mistaken, akash meens sky in urdu. I watched Indian saga Uttaran for about two years. This is hardly surprising since Tina Dutta and Rashmi Desai are actresses who played in the series.
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« Reply #3 on: Nov 4th, 2016, 12:34am »
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Dang, my first thought was a cyber-induced one night stand. I'm turning into a sick old pervert.  Undecided
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« Reply #4 on: Nov 4th, 2016, 11:17am »
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JiNbO my old buddy. Is your wife treating you well? I myself am anathema when it comes to women. I know I'm ugly but true beauty comes from the inside.
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« Reply #5 on: Nov 4th, 2016, 2:24pm »
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on Nov 4th, 2016, 11:17am, alien2 wrote:
I know I'm ugly but the true beauty comes from the inside.

It comes from the inside? Like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsD6AL3HJtM  Lips Sealed
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« Reply #6 on: Nov 5th, 2016, 3:09am »
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What? Your mother was having fun while she was crying and screaming when giving birth to you?
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« Reply #7 on: Nov 6th, 2016, 7:57am »
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I took the regular exit, rather than making my own. But I'm not an alien Tongue
 
I suppose it was a bit of a facetious argument, because just because true beauty comes from the inside, doesn't mean that everything coming from the inside is true beauty. And those aliens look much better when they're grown up, too.
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« Reply #8 on: Nov 12th, 2016, 6:24am »
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You're right about that. And to prove it, don't you find heart disgusting, I mean, as an organ? If you see an inner organ, you puke for the rest of your life. If you don't want to talk about most organs, which is understandable, there is neuroticism.
 
Btw, I am glad your mother was screaming in pain at the time, otherwise I would have never had the chance to meet the one and only towr.
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« Reply #9 on: Nov 12th, 2016, 11:23am »
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All internal organs look basically the same; just a pink/red pulpy mass.  I'm not really sure how doctors can distinguish between them.
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« Reply #10 on: Nov 13th, 2016, 1:54am »
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Did someone say doctors!? Red alert! We're under attack! Raise shields! Fire phasers and photon torpedoes simultaneously! Let us heal our wounds and fight illnesses like real men, with hamburgers and beer. Shall we allow FDA to dictate our destiny, to tell us what to think, how to feel, what to eat, what to drink, as if though FDA is communism!? Wake up, earthlings and aliens, and let us live our lives, rather than consuming a fistful of pills each and every day which can save our lives.    
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« Reply #11 on: Nov 13th, 2016, 8:41am »
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Doctors' is a tough business. I witnessed my co-worker's kids become doctors - in US that's a 7-year or an 8-year program plus 2 years of "residency" - working 18-hour hospital shifts getting paid peanuts. For comparison (in US), an undergrad Bachelor's degree in physics, math or comp sci is 4, Masters - add 2. To get "a diploma" we studied 5.5 years.
 
My neighbour, who went on to become a doctor's assistant, a lady of then mid 30-ies (husband, kids, family) told me that early on they were taken to an affiliated morgue where they cut open a cadaver and asked each student to wind the cadaver's long intestine around the student's bare elbow - just like you would coil a garden hose before putting it in the shed.
 
Some drop on the floor unconscious. They are carried out. Some throw up. These are escorted out. Only those students who can actually do that sh*t are allowed to proceed with the program.
 
Personally, I'd stick with my zeros and ones.
 
(here's a more modern beauty from within moment, from the 2012 flick "suehtemorP")
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« Reply #12 on: Nov 13th, 2016, 10:01am »
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I guess you really need guts to become a doctor....
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