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I Imagine It Is Quite Lovely On Mars  
« on: Nov 12th, 2016, 8:35am »
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The year is 2016. Jessica is lovely and smart. She is the first woman who has been on Mars. How is this possible?
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« Reply #1 on: Nov 12th, 2016, 8:51am »
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She is standing on Mars - the candy?
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Re: I Imagine It Is Quite Lovely On Mars  
« Reply #2 on: Nov 12th, 2016, 10:35am »
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Not bad. You get the idea. I actually had something exciting in mind.
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Re: I Imagine It Is Quite Lovely On Mars  
« Reply #3 on: Nov 12th, 2016, 11:21am »
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Perhaps you were thinking of Jessica Caban?
 
It's strange, though.  I didn't even know she was an Astronaut.
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on Nov 12th, 2016, 11:21am, dudiobugtron wrote:
Perhaps you were thinking of Jessica Caban?

I don't know. Was she a nymphomaniac?
 
 
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« Reply #5 on: Nov 12th, 2016, 12:55pm »
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I am sure that Grimbal will chime in with something naughty, but let us just keep this PG-13?
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Re: I Imagine It Is Quite Lovely On Mars  
« Reply #6 on: Nov 13th, 2016, 6:34am »
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So, boys before Bar Mitzvah need guidance regarding films. That's alright. But what about me? Where is my guidance? Or am I old enough to take care of myself thus be completely alone? And as I walk alone beneath the twinkling stars, will they guide me to Heaven, or is their fire from Hell which will burn my soul?  
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Re: I Imagine It Is Quite Lovely On Mars  
« Reply #7 on: Nov 21st, 2016, 3:07am »
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Jessica the warrior, is standing on the shoulders of giants.
In that case, the giant is Mars, the god of war.
 
 
Or maybe she is on Mars as she could be on medication.  Chocolate is a great antidepressant.
 
 
Or she is riding Mars.  (Mars being a hose, I never implied anything else.)
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