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A nonbeliever  
« on: Jan 6th, 2018, 5:18am »
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A test is given to students by a communist teacher. He places a blank sheet of paper one on each desk and then says: “Prove that God does NOT exist, on this piece of paper. If not, you WILL be punished. By me.” And while the pupils are sweating, there is but one who does not. Instead, he offers a devilish smile, and after one minute approaches the teacher’s desk and proves it. But how?!
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Re: A nonbeliever  
« Reply #1 on: Jan 7th, 2018, 10:32am »
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"If God existed, he wouldn't allow a techer to behave like that."
 
Or in other words:
 
"I have a communist teacher, do I need to say more?"
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Re: A nonbeliever  
« Reply #2 on: Jan 8th, 2018, 1:41am »
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My idea is somewhat different. And shallow. I wonder if anybody can prove for sure there is no God.
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« Reply #3 on: Jan 8th, 2018, 2:23am »
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Shallow?
 
A piece of paper is shallow.
 
God is not shallow.
 
Ergo, God cannot exist on a piece of paper.
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« Reply #4 on: Jan 8th, 2018, 4:45am »
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Chuck Norris could prove that God does not exist, of course, even though that would create some kind of a paradox.
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Re: A nonbeliever  
« Reply #5 on: Jan 8th, 2018, 8:25am »
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Great answer Grimbal! The first one, I mean. Or at least, it is to . . . Me! Mayhap I am God. Prove me to be wrong! After Avatar (great film) - - - anything goes.
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