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« on: Feb 7th, 2005, 10:42pm »

I am 23 years old now and have been trying to date a number of women, but always managed to screw up along the way. I used to attribute that the field my study (cs/applied math), stutterness, etc. Don't get me wrong, - I am good looking guy; fairly cultured etc.,  What is the way to get successive with female type? tips, advices suggestions will be highly appreciated.   thanks
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« Reply #1 on: Feb 8th, 2005, 7:21am »

Be yourself, and be persistent. I am a CompSci geek but my wife still loves me. She loves me for who I am. Don't try to be something you aren't. Also, don't go for a relationship at first. Just try to make more female friends. Eventually one will stand out as someone you want to date.
 
In my case I knew my wife for five years before getting married. We didn't even date. However, she had a crush on me for years and we knew each other fairly well.
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« Reply #2 on: Feb 21st, 2005, 5:08pm »

You see - our field of study doomed us to ugly women – leftovers, or other scientists and nerds. It doesn't really mean that love would be absent. On the contrary, these women will actually love us, for either money, academic life, loyalty, etc (rarely, for what we are - would you want to love a person that loves internet and puzzles more than anything else in life).  
 
We, as computer scientist, mathematician, trained ourselves to look at women in certain way; as well as our expectations are different. We usually look at women and see some kind of cosmic machine for “refuelment”. We need them so that we can  progress the world with our equations, published papers, experiments, new age games, solved puzzles and NP problems, etc. We created concept of love so that these species (i.e. female in kind) had some hopes in life, in daydreams (read more about this here http://www.ocf.berkeley.edu/~wwu/cgi-bin/yabb/YaBB.cgi?board=truth;actio n=display;num=1102138220 we dream therefore we are). WE elude them, and take adavantage of them (such as having them bring us pizza and beer while we solve puzzle on woo’s site).  So, to solve your problems and to stop perpetuated failures with women, - I suggest you join forces with us and start looking at women in proper way, i.e., our way.  
 
 
Sometimes, but very rarely, I have seen beautiful women with nerds as ourselves. Really stunning ones!  But these couples usually didn’t last past first wedding night (especially when a groom spends first half of the night playing  Half life 2 or Doom 3). Furthermore, I think these marriages were premeditated with some specific goal on women’s part. But scientists are smarter than that: these women get abused and thrown out before their goals are realized (goals such as to become a legal alien in US ) - we sometimes create these goals so that later we can break it and find another victim to reprise it. In a way, it is a never-ending loop.  
 
 
 
 I hope everyone shares this perspective deep down in their hearts.
 
 
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« Reply #3 on: Feb 21st, 2005, 9:13pm »

puzzlecracker  Angry Huh Undecided (as in disapproving scowl, but I know that you're trying to be funny)
 
 Sergey Shocked What? You are really asking? Depends on what you mean as being successful with women.
 
Adonis that I am Roll Eyes, lets see what I can help you with.
 
First off,  make sure you're not trying to impress anyone.  
By that I mean, don't try to go out with someone to impress your mates. It doesn't work like that.
Don't try to impress the girl you've targeted.  
 
So play to your strengths- but don't try to ram 'how damn good you are' down her throat. Ladies like to uncover things about you. And then change them, but that's another story.
 
Also, remember the chase is often more fun than the catch.
Analyse what you've done, where things have gone wrong. THEN DON'T REPEAT THEM. There seem to be unwritten rules (or maybe they're in cosmo or some such) and clumsy gits like us can only feel our way in the dark, and learn from mistakes.
 
Besides, 23? Pah- nothing to worry about. You've only just learned how to do a tax return nicely, you probably don't need to shave all that frequently. Why in such a rush to find the answer to the ultimate riddle? Wink  
 
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« Reply #4 on: Apr 4th, 2005, 2:25pm »

ah, women!    going on a date is equivalent to going to an interview. and marriage is like a patch..
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« Reply #5 on: Dec 9th, 2005, 9:39am »

Just be yourself. You will find the right one soon enough. Atleast you are a man. Females attract more to a guys personality then looks. But a guy is more attracted to how a female looks.
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« Reply #6 on: Jul 30th, 2006, 10:40am »

Absolutely agree with Bethany. Although there are many guys who aren't as beauty-orientated as the common generalization.
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« Reply #7 on: Sep 8th, 2006, 4:43pm »

Are you serious[y](insane)? Do you agree to  be sweet, kind, respectful and ASS KISSING to women?  
This kind of a behavior is called " TURNING INTO A NEEDY WUSS AND TRYING TO WIN ANY
WOMAN."  
 
Follow these steps and be MAN about:
 
1) Stop being "nice" to attractive women. This
means no asking women out, no giving them lots of
compliments, no putting your needs aside, no
accepting manipulative behavior to please women,
and no giving women special treatment or
privileges just because they're attractive. NOTE:
I did NOT say to treat women BADLY. I'm just
telling you to stop doing all the FAKE things
you're doing just to make women like you.
 
2) Stop handing women your, um, testosterone
making devices on a silver platter. In other
words, stop giving away your power to women. Do
not communicate in ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM that
you will put aside your own self respect in order
to get a woman's approval.
 
3) Say the word "NO" to a request from an
attractive woman at least once every single day.
Do NOT do this in an angry, mean, or abusive way.
Just simply say, "no". (By the way, it's OK to say
"no" in a serious tone, then DO the thing she
requested after making her sweat a little. This is
using sarcasm and humor, and if it's done right it
will earn you big points).
 
4) Pay close attention as you do these things, and
notice how attractive women will seem MORE
comfortable being around you, and want to spend
MORE time with you... all because you're not
acting needy, clingy, and WUSS-LIKE.
 
Fondly,  
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« Reply #8 on: Sep 14th, 2006, 9:51am »

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Do you agree to  be sweet, kind, respectful and ASS KISSING to women?  
This kind of a behavior is called " TURNING INTO A NEEDY WUSS AND TRYING TO WIN ANY  
WOMAN."  

Since when has being sweet, kind and respectful become wuss-like behaviour? Undecided
 
Some good advice up there though. But some of them could easily become a one-way ticket to losing her. But IMO it all pretty much depends on who you're trying to attract.
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« Reply #9 on: Sep 29th, 2006, 8:39pm »

Agreed with puzzlecracker 100%
 
 
I had this problem before. He is bascially saying "be yourself and don't kiss ass" because then you will probably not end up with someone you truly love.
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« Reply #10 on: Nov 28th, 2006, 9:47pm »

I've heard insulting women also works well.
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« Reply #11 on: Nov 29th, 2006, 9:26pm »

Wow, that is weird, I haven't gotten a negative comment for saying that yet.
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« Reply #12 on: Nov 29th, 2006, 9:29pm »

Guess that means it's true.
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« Reply #13 on: Nov 29th, 2006, 9:32pm »

Indeed, it must be true.
 
Thats how my brother does it after listening to hundreds of tapes about attracting women anyways.
 
BTW How did I get 130 posts already?
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« Reply #14 on: Nov 29th, 2006, 9:34pm »

There's actually some truth to it.  And I'm sure those tapes are garbage.
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« Reply #15 on: Nov 29th, 2006, 9:40pm »

No, he looked online found the ones that worked the most and were the most popular then downloaded them. I mean "bought" them of course.  Wink
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« Reply #16 on: Nov 30th, 2006, 12:26am »

on Nov 29th, 2006, 9:32pm, flamingdragon wrote:
Wow, that is weird, I haven't gotten a negative comment for saying that yet.
BTW How did I get 130 posts already?

You closed your eyes and started randomly typing and then clicked Post, 130 times.
I think you should have put that one in Easy.
 
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« Reply #17 on: Nov 30th, 2006, 7:39am »

lol, thats how I normally do it, but not his time.
Don't think I want to get kicked off this one for spamming it.  Grin
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« Reply #18 on: Nov 30th, 2006, 9:54am »

The time you posted you had 130 posts: Nov. 29th 9:32 pm
Right now: Nov. 30 9:53am. Posts you have 170. That is an average of 40 posts/12 hours. How long will it take flamingdragon to become uberpuzzler??  Wink
 
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« Reply #19 on: Nov 30th, 2006, 9:56am »

A week more.
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« Reply #20 on: Dec 1st, 2006, 8:02am »

GUYS ! Please  give some more tips  Grin Grin
 
What if the same girl is good friend of yours ?  Wink Lips Sealed Grin
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on Dec 1st, 2006, 8:02am, R0B1N wrote:
GUYS ! Please  give some more tips  Grin Grin
 
What if the same girl is good friend of yours ?  Wink Lips Sealed Grin

If she's a friend, then try talking to her about it. The last thing you want to do is to try to somehow trick her into dating you. Maybe nothing will come of it, but, if you don't try, you'll definitely get nothing...
 
And if you can't talk to her about the girls you like, how good a friendship is it?
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« Reply #22 on: Dec 2nd, 2006, 12:47pm »

Agreed. If she is a friend, you both are comfortable talking anyways. All you have to do is take her to a special dinner in a quiet restaurant and tell what you think of her and where you want to take your relationship.
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« Reply #23 on: Dec 2nd, 2006, 1:36pm »

on Sep 29th, 2006, 8:39pm, APOPTOSIS wrote:
I had this problem before. He is bascially saying "be yourself and don't kiss ass"...
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« Reply #24 on: Dec 2nd, 2006, 10:39pm »

Well the problem is that she's already committed to some one else !  Cry  
Anyways who wants to date a guy always talking about space and time complexity  Embarassed Cry
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