"The Thong Song" Originally by Sisqo
"The Bong Song" Parody by Adam Courtney

(opening)
This here
Is to let all the rednecks know
What the brothas do on the weekends
You know....the potent thing in life
Check it out

(verse)
Ooh, this stress is scandalous
And I know a pound of weed gonna handle this
As I'm rollin' this blunt, I must admit
If I cannot light it up I will throw a fit
I like to dance as I see dark spots
When I'm strung on the weed, I tend to laugh alot
I take a puff of that stuff and the seeds do pop
But too much of this junk will choke ya'

So I take a long puff
puff...puff
Off that blunt
blunt...blunt
Smoke it all up
sssthhhwwp....ooooh, man
I thing I'll do it again

But I think I've had enough
nuff...nuff
Think I'll switch it up
up...up
It ain't that strong
Lemme hit that bo-o-onnng!

(chorus)
I go where da weed go

I can smoke it till I choke

But I think I'd rather blow
That bong ba-bong bong bong

I love the way da weed go

I can make the fattest roll

But I think I'd rather blow
That bong ba-bong bong bong

(verse again)
Ooh, this stress is scandalous
And I know a pound of weed gonna handle this
As I'm rollin' this blunt, I must admit
If I cannot light it up I will throw a fit
I like to dance as I see dark spots
When I'm strung on the weed, I tend to laugh alot
I take a puff of that stuff and the seeds do pop
But too much of this junk will choke ya'

So I take a long puff
puff...puff
Off that blunt
blunt...blunt
Smoke it all up
sssthhhwwp....ooooh, man
I thing I'll do it again

But I think I've had enough
nuff...nuff
Think I'll switch it up
up...up
It ain't that strong
Lemme hit that bo-o-onnng!

(chorus again)
I go where da weed go

I can smoke it till I choke

But I think I'd rather blow
That bong ba-bong bong bong

I love the way da weed go

I can make the fattest roll

But I think I'd rather blow
That bong ba-bong bong bong

(closing)
Yeah! Hell yeah! That bong!
I said I love the way
Baaaybee!
I said I love the way
I said I love the way
it makes me be
my vision's blurry
what's wrong with me
Said I
Yeah I love the way
It's really sweet
I'm getting tired
I'm going to sleep!