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EZ_Lonny
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Re: Sandman duel
« Reply #275 on: Sep 2nd, 2004, 12:09am » |
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I am common sense, explaining that alcohol isn't the answer to everything, logical
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Three Hands
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Re: Sandman duel
« Reply #276 on: Sep 2nd, 2004, 7:44am » |
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I am an average man in the street, common sense immune, proving common sense isn't
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Re: Sandman duel
« Reply #277 on: Sep 2nd, 2004, 12:29pm » |
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I am the wu forum, open to everybody, training for common sense and more.
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Re: Sandman duel
« Reply #278 on: Sep 2nd, 2004, 6:53pm » |
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I am the poster who posts the same riddle that has been here 10,000 times, naming it "new" and "need help; infuriating, constantly annoying Willy Wu
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Re: Sandman duel
« Reply #279 on: Sep 2nd, 2004, 7:03pm » |
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I am Snow Crash; entering the optic nerve of the poster, scrambling his frontal lobe.
(I am currently reading this novel by Neal something (sorry), but I think it is fairly well known. Anyway, Snow Crash is the title and also a virus that enters the optic nerve when you look at a bitmap image of static. Anyway, have not finished the book, so do not know what else happens.)
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Re: Sandman duel
« Reply #280 on: Sep 2nd, 2004, 11:05pm » |
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I am a tight-lips book critic, saying "sci-fi is a low form of literature", producing bad reviews.
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Noke Lieu
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Re: Sandman duel
« Reply #281 on: Sep 3rd, 2004, 12:32am » |
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I am the lowest common denominator, critic's advice ignoring, compelled-to-follow-fashion.
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EZ_Lonny
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Re: Sandman duel
« Reply #282 on: Sep 3rd, 2004, 2:47am » |
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I am a "disturbed" user of the Euler's Method, finding the lowest common denominator, multiplying everything with pi
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Re: Sandman duel
« Reply #283 on: Sep 3rd, 2004, 7:25am » |
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I am an arts student, complex mathematics illiterate, ignoring advanced mathematical techniques in favour of more linguistical questions
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Grimbal
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Re: Sandman duel
« Reply #284 on: Sep 3rd, 2004, 8:01am » |
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I am the job market, not needing arts students, needing sales clerks.
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Noke Lieu
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Re: Sandman duel
« Reply #285 on: Sep 6th, 2004, 12:11am » |
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I am mandatory National Service, job creating, people training (admittedly in weapons handling etc...)
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Re: Sandman duel
« Reply #286 on: Sep 6th, 2004, 12:21am » |
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I am mercenary armies; hired by governments to avoid politically unpopular "draft," paid very little because members live in very poor countries.
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Re: Sandman duel
« Reply #287 on: Sep 6th, 2004, 1:15am » |
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Re: Sandman duel
« Reply #288 on: Sep 6th, 2004, 1:23am » |
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Re: Sandman duel
« Reply #289 on: Sep 6th, 2004, 2:30am » |
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I am denial; the impenetrable barrier, Athetist's refuge.
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Re: Sandman duel
« Reply #290 on: Sep 6th, 2004, 8:09am » |
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I am a psychiatrist, encouraging people to admit their problems, overcoming problems related to denial
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Re: Sandman duel
« Reply #291 on: Sep 6th, 2004, 1:16pm » |
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I am the paranoid, believing the psychiatrist is "one of them", responding to therapy with more denial.
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Re: Sandman duel
« Reply #292 on: Sep 6th, 2004, 6:35pm » |
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I am a man in a black helicopter; kidnapping the paranoid, causing a paradox by proving the paranoid was not.
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Noke Lieu
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Re: Sandman duel
« Reply #293 on: Sep 6th, 2004, 6:50pm » |
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on Sep 6th, 2004, 2:30am, Patashu wrote:| I am denial; the impenetrable barrier, Athetist's refuge. |
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no you're not.... 
anyway, back to the duel
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Re: Sandman duel
« Reply #294 on: Sep 6th, 2004, 7:00pm » |
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I am a pipe cleaner; thin and fuzzy.
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Re: Sandman duel
« Reply #295 on: Sep 6th, 2004, 8:49pm » |
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I am Ed Bohme ; constantly inventing, bettering wire-pipe cleaners.
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Re: Sandman duel
« Reply #296 on: Sep 8th, 2004, 5:35am » |
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I am Ed Bohme's wife, calling "stop dealing with these crazy inventions", requiring a "normal" job.
ahum... déjà vu?
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Re: Sandman duel
« Reply #297 on: Sep 8th, 2004, 11:30am » |
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Re: Sandman duel
« Reply #298 on: Sep 8th, 2004, 12:48pm » |
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Re: Sandman duel
« Reply #299 on: Sep 8th, 2004, 6:11pm » |
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I am Michael Moore; documentary producing, fast-food industry bankrupting.
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