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Re: Sandman duel
« Reply #575 on: Nov 28th, 2004, 3:17pm » |
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I am snow, too cold to demonstrate in, sending people shivering home.
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Re: Sandman duel
« Reply #576 on: Nov 28th, 2004, 7:14pm » |
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snow Eh?
I am Robert Van Winkle, stage name Vanilla Ice, another white rapper from the late 80s/early 90s.
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Re: Sandman duel
« Reply #577 on: Nov 28th, 2004, 10:31pm » |
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Risking the "lack of imagination" clause...
I am Eminem, most successful white rapper ever (and perhaps the most successful ever, period), putting all other white rappers in the shade.
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Re: Sandman duel
« Reply #578 on: Nov 29th, 2004, 3:36am » |
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I am Buddy Holly, fore-runner of whites performing black music, paving way for the acceptance of artists such as Eminem
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Re: Sandman duel
« Reply #579 on: Nov 29th, 2004, 5:40am » |
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I am Kazaa, bringing the whole music industry to bankruptcy, forcing musicians to abandon music for a "real job".
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Re: Sandman duel
« Reply #580 on: Nov 29th, 2004, 7:58am » |
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I am malware (spyware etc.), infesting Kazaa, driving informed users away.
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Re: Sandman duel
« Reply #581 on: Nov 29th, 2004, 8:15pm » |
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i am freeware, with no pesky worms, helping all kinds of users 
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Re: Sandman duel
« Reply #582 on: Nov 29th, 2004, 8:41pm » |
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on Nov 28th, 2004, 2:21pm, Grimbal wrote:| I am the demonstration, in view of the politicians and the people (via the TV), shouting clear and loud the truth the politicians want to ignore. |
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Demonstrations are a form of political punditry, rather than a counter to it.
But, moving on...
I am advertising, brand-promoting, enticing the gullible.
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Re: Sandman duel
« Reply #583 on: Nov 29th, 2004, 9:46pm » |
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I am consumerism, born of advertising pressures *, it's own worst enemy...
* which came first I suppose, the advertising or the need to out-compete? or something... ? ? ?
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Re: Sandman duel
« Reply #584 on: Nov 30th, 2004, 6:18am » |
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on Nov 29th, 2004, 8:41pm, Icarus wrote:| Demonstrations are a form of political punditry, rather than a counter to it. |
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Ah? In fact, I looked it up in the dictionnary and saw something like "imposing an opinion". I assumed it was by the politicians themselves.
That is the good thing in the sandman duel, there is no procedure to evaluate and reject an entry. So you can say anything vaguely opposed, it will pass. 
Anybody for consumerism?
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Re: Sandman duel
« Reply #585 on: Nov 30th, 2004, 8:29am » |
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I am economic recession, inhibiting consumer spending, reducing sales of luxury items.
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Re: Sandman duel
« Reply #586 on: Nov 30th, 2004, 6:22pm » |
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I am The Great Depression, making a small recession feel quite embarrased that it was even mentioned, breeding tougher working classes entitled to say "was harder in my day"
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Re: Sandman duel
« Reply #587 on: Dec 1st, 2004, 1:36am » |
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I am Secession, the divided house that must stand. I am the agreement to disagree.
New America
We Blue States are leaving you red states to form a more perfect union and you red states can even keep our married name, The United States.
Our new blue state country called New America, starts in California, goes up to Oregon, Washington, across Canada to grab Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois, New York, Pennsylvania, New Jersey and the rest of New England-- that's New America, you red states keep the rest. I haven't checked on this plan with Canada but, nobody whose in the Monkees says no to joining the Beatles, so Canada's in.
If you red staters want, all the normal business blue and red states do now can continue -- there'll be trade and commerce between our two countries, the Chicago Cubs will still play the Florida Marlins, it'll be business as usual.
You Red Staters can keep the Constitution and Bill of Rights, New America has copies and we're going to fix them anyway. Our second amendment will make it clear, for example, you can't buy a rocket launcher at a flea market. Little tweaks like that.
New America will have lots of religion, Baptists, Buddhists, Agnostics for Jesus, the whole range, just not in the public schools. No new "creation-ism" science books needed, here. Imagine the savings.
Abortion will be legal within limits but we're also going to finance tons of scary sex education in our schools, too, and soon we'll have tons fewer unwanted pregnancies than you. Our Blue State New America kids will know how and why what got into them got into them. Fewer doctor visits, imagine our savings....
We will split up the military, we blue staters pay for most of, but we'll share it with you. Our two nations certainly could, in the future, have a coalition of the willing, at times. But New America will be unwilling at other times. And because we won't be attacking nations that didn't attack us first, inflaming, for example, the whole of the already testy Arab world, again, imagine our savings.
We will have an energy policy that looks beyond oil. You can have Alaska if we can have Hawaii.
Electronic voting machines in New America will have a paper trail. That only seems fair. If I can get a piece of paper proving I paid for a Slurpee at 7/11, I should be able to get a piece of paper saying who I wanted to be the leader of the free world. Again, that only seems fair. In fact, that seems to be the essence of, hmmmm, (I'm scratching my chin) what was that again, oh yes, democracy.
This break up is going to be good for both of us because blue states generate a disproportionately huge amount of the tax revenue spent propping up you red states, again, imagine the savings for New America, and after we split you red states can prove what you can do when the government gets off your back. With no more spousal support from us keeping you down you red states will flourish and prosper and you'll soon forget we were ever married.
- from NPR
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Re: Sandman duel
« Reply #588 on: Dec 1st, 2004, 7:06pm » |
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I am Abraham Lincoln; Bible reading Republican President with strong convictions, willilng to go to war to see those convictions satisfied.
Politics, is this the time or the place...
nah...
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Re: Sandman duel
« Reply #589 on: Dec 1st, 2004, 8:35pm » |
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Actually, it was the South that chose to go to war. If they had tried other means of enforcing their seccession, such as refusal to cooperate in all Federal activity, they might have succeeded in seceding. But by choosing open hostility, they effectively undermined support for their cause in the North.
Anyway - I am parental propriety, denying little girls from suggesting presidents should grow beards, damaging presidential image.
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Re: Sandman duel
« Reply #590 on: Dec 2nd, 2004, 4:38pm » |
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I am a gerbil, exercising my (gerbil) parental propiety, eating my offspring.
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Re: Sandman duel
« Reply #591 on: Dec 3rd, 2004, 4:54am » |
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I am a gerbil's parent, doing as the gerbil parents do, eating the gerbil. 
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Re: Sandman duel
« Reply #592 on: Dec 3rd, 2004, 7:00am » |
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I am Richard Gere, using a gerbil for my sexual pleasure  , causing the poor thing a lifetime trauma  .
<Yes, I know it probably never happend...>
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Re: Sandman duel
« Reply #593 on: Dec 3rd, 2004, 8:30am » |
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I am a prostitute, more willing to satisfy sexual needs, more satisfying than a gerbil
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Re: Sandman duel
« Reply #594 on: Dec 3rd, 2004, 8:46am » |
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I am Jack The Ripper, prostitute murdering, police-evading.
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Re: Sandman duel
« Reply #595 on: Dec 6th, 2004, 4:06am » |
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I am time, solving mostly every problem, causing Jack to die as Nomen Nescio (or maybe worldfamous for other reasons than Ripping)
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Re: Sandman duel
« Reply #596 on: Dec 6th, 2004, 7:05am » |
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I am Dr. Emmett Brown, refusing to be constrained by ordered flow of time, building machines capable of escaping an ordered timeline
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Re: Sandman duel
« Reply #597 on: Dec 6th, 2004, 10:27am » |
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I am the time-travel paradox, modifying the past, reverting it to a universe where time travel never existed.
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Re: Sandman duel
« Reply #598 on: Dec 6th, 2004, 4:42pm » |
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I am befuddlement, claiming one of the pair of docs, leaving but a monodoc behind.
I have a friend who also has earned a doctorate (in education). I once said to him "when we are together, we are a paradox". For months afterwards, whenever I saw him and someone else was around, he would repeat the joke for them. Sometimes punning can turn into real punishment! 
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Re: Sandman duel
« Reply #599 on: Dec 6th, 2004, 6:48pm » |
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I am enlightenment; gained by turning on a light, allowing one to see what is actually actual.
I like my puns with butter and honey.
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