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jon_G
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Re: two condoms, three women
« Reply #25 on: Dec 3rd, 2002, 5:54pm » |
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Abstinance. Willy needs to stay away from those hoes. I almost died when I read about the 25 condoms and the baseball bat. He needs to apply at Trojan for a job as a tester and a problem solver. 
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Re: two condoms, three women
« Reply #26 on: Jan 31st, 2004, 10:44pm » |
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 i was amazed at how many people have actually read this!!
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Re: two condoms, three women
« Reply #27 on: Feb 2nd, 2004, 6:04am » |
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on Jan 31st, 2004, 10:44pm, usdragonfly wrote:| i was amazed at how many people have actually read this!! |
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I was amazed with the eagerness and innovation people had to come up with answers, like it was a matter of life and death.
Of course, that may be the explanation...
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Re: two condoms, three women
« Reply #28 on: Feb 2nd, 2004, 6:09am » |
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i know!! i would almost say some of these people h  ave treid these things!!!!
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Re: two condoms, three women
« Reply #29 on: Feb 2nd, 2004, 6:14am » |
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wow my spelling was really messed up on that one!!!! I better slow down from now on!!! 
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Re: two condoms, three women
« Reply #30 on: Feb 2nd, 2004, 6:47am » |
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THIS IS JUST TO TRY OUT MY NEW SIGNATURE! SOME OF THE SPELLING IS MESSED UP BUT THAT WAS THE ONLY WAY I COULD FIT IT ALL ON THERE
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Re: two condoms, three women
« Reply #31 on: Feb 2nd, 2004, 9:17am » |
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There's really no need to post to try out your new signature, as all your old posts are updated with the new signature as soon as you've changed it..
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Re: two condoms, three women
« Reply #32 on: Feb 19th, 2004, 9:29pm » |
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variations on a theme...
(everyone has something the others don't want to catch)
Getting them undressed, Willy is shocked to discover that one of the ladies is in fact a fella, Wally.
So, now there are two guys, two girls. And still only two condoms. But Willy and Wally want both the ladies.
What's the game plan now?
Or 3 guys, one girl. (Willy, Wally and Wooly?)
Just before kick off, another willing participant (m or f) joins in, with their own condom. What now?
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Re: two condoms, three women
« Reply #33 on: Feb 20th, 2004, 5:58am » |
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on Feb 19th, 2004, 9:29pm, Noke_Lieu wrote:| Getting them undressed, Willy is shocked to discover that one of the ladies is in fact a fella, Wally. |
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This is not the kind of party that I want to be at, where there are crossdressers. My solution is to put my pants back on, turn around, and leave. 
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Re: two condoms, three women
« Reply #34 on: Apr 13th, 2004, 8:53pm » |
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just so u know, if 2 condoms are worn together friction breaks them 
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Re: two condoms, three women
« Reply #35 on: Apr 13th, 2004, 9:14pm » |
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oh yes....
But this question is from a Maths Class, not Sex Ed.
Its (i guess) a responsible act to point this out, just in case there is any git lucky enough to be in a position to try.
If you want, you can change the 3 horny, diseased women to buckets of paint that you don't want to get on your sensitive skin. And change the condoms to large rubber gloves.
Not so interesting any more? That's right- sex sells.
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Re: two condoms, three women
« Reply #36 on: Apr 15th, 2004, 6:36am » |
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What if Willy's friends are not necessarily diseased, but instead have a probability of being diseased. For example, each woman has a 5% chance of being infected, and if she is, a 50% chance of passing the infection. After all, condoms are not perfect. They do not cover the entire... "surface area"... and depending on the girl there may be plenty of fluid to cause "collateral damage."
Anyway, given an ample supply n of condoms and n women, how many women can Willy spend some quality time with before the overall risk of infection goes above 0.15?
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Re: two condoms, three women
« Reply #37 on: Apr 15th, 2004, 12:12pm » |
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Something I feel obligated to point out, but I hate to do so...
If I'm having sex with a woman, I usually "finish," be it in a condom or not (oh, how I love being married!).
If I have 2 condoms and 3 women, it does not matter what I do...only 2 women possibly get "serviced" by me, in that fashion.
If you wear both condoms at once, and you finish, how can you just wear the bottom condom again? I mean, isn't it full?
And if not, then what is the point?
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Re: two condoms, three women
« Reply #38 on: Apr 19th, 2004, 5:31am » |
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And you can't rinse it out?
More impressive is still being up for a third round...
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Re: two condoms, three women
« Reply #39 on: Apr 22nd, 2004, 3:06pm » |
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By the way, with 2 condoms 2 guys can do 2 women (or the other way round). How many condoms are necessary for 3 men to do 3 women? For 4 men and 4 women?
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