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mercy
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How can this be..?
« on: Apr 25th, 2010, 10:40pm » |
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A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be..?
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ThudnBlunder
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Re: How can this be..?
« Reply #1 on: Apr 26th, 2010, 12:33am » |
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She works for the CIA and he is a disguised double agent.
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Re: How can this be..?
« Reply #2 on: Apr 26th, 2010, 3:03pm » |
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Re: How can this be..?
« Reply #3 on: Apr 26th, 2010, 3:09pm » |
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Hmm, seems no one here has worked in a dark room... --SMQ
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Re: How can this be..?
« Reply #4 on: Apr 26th, 2010, 10:41pm » |
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Now, that's a vaguely predictable work around of the sig rule... Movie making would also allow this... (EDIT as towr is about to point out, there was a post prior to this that was a one line of token text, and a link to a site. The participant had onl;y posted two posts, both one line of text, and a url...)
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Re: How can this be..?
« Reply #5 on: Apr 27th, 2010, 12:27am » |
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on Apr 26th, 2010, 10:41pm, Noke Lieu wrote:Now, that's a vaguely predictable work around of the sig rule... |
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Re: How can this be..?
« Reply #6 on: Apr 27th, 2010, 4:35am » |
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on Apr 26th, 2010, 10:41pm, Noke Lieu wrote:Now, that's a vaguely predictable work around of the sig rule... |
| Isn't it, though? But it's an actual riddle, and in the right section and everything, so I didn't see a strong case for deletion. Assuming mercy and Wilmamercy are one-and-the-same, at least the new policy is forcing link spammers to participate in the forums, and I think that's about the best we can hope for. --SMQ
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Re: How can this be..?
« Reply #7 on: Apr 27th, 2010, 5:00am » |
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Actually, I think Noke Lieu was referring to a post I have since deleted, and not the opening post.
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« Reply #8 on: Apr 27th, 2010, 5:07am » |
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Ahh, well that would make a bit more sense. --SMQ
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ThudnBlunder
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Re: How can this be..?
« Reply #9 on: May 14th, 2010, 4:46pm » |
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There was another one recently which, among other things, claimed that honey was effective in treating cancer. So it was deleted.
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Re: How can this be..?
« Reply #10 on: May 18th, 2010, 12:30am » |
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We might as well add to the policy that moderators will remove suspicious-looking posts. Oops, that is already in the policy. Anyway, I wonder if this kind of promoting pages is still working. I would guess Google has started classifying link types, and that a personal link on a forum profile page shouldn't count much in ranking a web site. Before I forget, do you have scientific evidence that honey is not effective in treating cancer? Is there any conclusive research, and not funded by companies selling more expensive chemotherapy drugs? Just joking.
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towr
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Re: How can this be..?
« Reply #11 on: May 18th, 2010, 1:11am » |
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Honey might be effective in treating cancer if you're dating an oncologist. But only if you call her Honey, obviously.
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Re: How can this be..?
« Reply #12 on: May 18th, 2010, 2:02am » |
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Right. Or it could be a veterinary.
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Re: How can this be..?
« Reply #14 on: May 18th, 2010, 5:45am » |
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Maybe she is a photographer.
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Re: How can this be..?
« Reply #15 on: May 18th, 2010, 6:09am » |
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How would a photographer treat cancer? Or are we back on the original topic?
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Re: How can this be..?
« Reply #16 on: May 18th, 2010, 8:05am » |
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on May 18th, 2010, 1:11am, towr wrote:Honey might be effective in treating cancer if you're dating an oncologist. But only if you call her Honey, obviously. |
| Nice one. on May 14th, 2010, 4:46pm, ThudanBlunder wrote:There was another one recently which, among other things, claimed that honey was effective in treating cancer. So it was deleted. |
| I took exception to that claim because I once had colon cancer, aka bowel cancer. Had 1/3 of my large intestine removed. That might sound bad but there was one guy in the ward who had all his bowel removed. He has to wear a colostomy bag under his clothes. (They are pretty small these days.) When he was leaving I wanted to shout after him (but didn't because I didn't know him that well) "Hey John, in future if somebody calls you a useless asshole, will they be right?" LOL
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Re: How can this be..?
« Reply #17 on: May 18th, 2010, 9:46am » |
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on May 18th, 2010, 6:09am, towr wrote:Or are we back on the original topic? |
| Yes, that was the idea.
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mikeseo
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Re: How can this be..?
« Reply #19 on: May 27th, 2010, 2:26am » |
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She 'shoots' a photo, develops it and hangs it on the wall then they go out
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Re: How can this be..?
« Reply #20 on: Dec 15th, 2011, 12:27pm » |
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on Apr 25th, 2010, 10:40pm, mercy wrote:A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be..? |
| He had a bulletproof vest, a scuba set and she didn't hang him by the neck. Or she did hang him by the neck but only for a few seconds. Or he is Peter Colat, a Swiss freediver. He held his breath underwater for 19 minutes and 21 seconds, breaking the world record in breath-holding.
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Re: How can this be..?
« Reply #21 on: Dec 25th, 2011, 1:28am » |
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on Apr 25th, 2010, 10:40pm, mercy wrote:A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be..? |
| Women shot her husband in dream and later she wake up and went for diner with husband :d
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