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alien2
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« on: Nov 15th, 2017, 9:38am »
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1. A cow walks into a restaurant and dies. Why?
2. A woman sits on a bench that breaks in half. Why?
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« Reply #1 on: Nov 16th, 2017, 1:40pm »
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on Nov 15th, 2017, 9:38am, alien2 wrote:
1. A cow walks into a restaurant and dies. Why?

For the good of our stomachs!
 
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2. A woman sits on a bench that breaks in half. Why?

Perhaps she ate too much at the restaurant above.
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« Reply #2 on: Nov 17th, 2017, 4:43am »
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Yep. They serve beef.
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« Reply #3 on: Nov 17th, 2017, 6:39am »
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on Nov 15th, 2017, 9:38am, alien2 wrote:
2. A woman sits on a bench that breaks in half. Why?

Because she was sitting in the middle.  So it breaks in half and not any another ratio.
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« Reply #4 on: Nov 17th, 2017, 7:47am »
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I like this answer! Grimbal, you always make me day!
 
Y . . . M.C.A. Only kidding.  
 
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