Juice Ranking

My boyfriend, Joshua Lin, and I enjoy trying different juices. I'm using the term "juice" very broadly. Here is my current juice ranking:

Rank	Type of Juice	Thoughts
1		Binggrae Strawberry Milk The perfect drink. It just tates really cute. Strawberry milk has always been the superior flavor of milk and anyone who says otherwise is a big dummy. In elementary school I would eat lunch and everyday I would choose to drink strawberry milk. Chocolate is overrated and unflavored milk is just boring. One day they stopped offering strawberry milk. I was really sad. Also my student ID for elementary through high school was 2166663. I thought it was cool that my lunch number had so many 6's in it. Other kids would always ask me "is that really your number" and I would reply "yes." I miss the inoccent days of my youth.
2		Vitasoy Coconut Soymilk Absolutely delicious. The flavor is light and sweet. No complaints.
3		Vitasoy Melon Soymilk Very novel flavor. It tastes very cute but like green.
4		Yeo's Lychee Juice Chocolate soymilk. yum yum
5		Vitasoy Chocolate Soymilk Nice delicate flavor. Tangy and Sweet. Very refreshing.
6		Wanglaoji Herbal Tea It's like Chinese Arizona Ice Tea. I always add sugar/honey to ice tea so it tastes just like that. Very good.
6		Vitasoy Black Soy Milk It tastes very full and good. Honestly, I don't really remember how it tastes. It was kinda forgetable.
7		Vitajuice Blackcurrant Juice Refreshing and enjoyable. Josh says it tastes just like "Ribena." I've never had "Ribena" but I assume it just tastes like normal grape juice which is what this tasted like.
8		Vitasoy Malt Soymilk I'm not really sure what "malt" is but this tastes pretty good okay. It has a very earthy flavor. It's a little weird though.
9		Vitajuice Mango Juice I'm not a particularly big fan of mango nectar. It's too thick and sugary for me. This was just a standard mango nectar. Nothing particularly exciting.
10		Vitajuice Sugar Cane Juice This shit tastes like dirty grass water. I wasn't able to finish a single juice box. It was so disgusting??? How can anyone drink this???????