Hey Sailor

Go up to the bar, Sailor
And have another beer
Come here
I like beer
And you
(You guys are doing the wrong rhythm)

Twenty Four

He's been drunk for twenty four years (four years)
If he had a dime for every time (one dime)
Someone tried to change him (change)
He'd get drunk for twenty four more (twenty four more)
Yeah

Woooow

I got trained to fight for the chain (yeah)
I got a dime and time to kill (time to kill)
I've been drunk for twenty four hours (drunk)
Someone's always trying to change me (stupid heads)
I've been drunk for twenty four hours (really drunk)
I'll stay drunk for twenty four more (yeah)
Yeah

Baby Help Me Forget

As she withered away before my eyes
I guess I ran away while kneeling at her bedside
I was helpless, all I did was cry
No longer able to hold the tears inside

I thought I was dead when I found her
She saved my life and now she's gone
I thought I was dead when I found her
Where does that leave me now?

I could have died a million times
I'm not sure if I ever did
I'm going to die at least one more time
Still not sure if I've ever lived

I thought I was dead when I found her
She saved my life and now she's gone
I thought I was dead when I found her
Where does that leave me now?
Where does that leave me now?

Everywhere I look I see her face
And I can't get her out of my head
Unless you come over into my place
And lie down in my bed

Baby help me forget
Baby help me forget
Baby help me forget
Baby help me forget
Baby help me forget
Baby help me forget
Baby help me forget
Baby help me forget

Revolution

Allright, look out
I'm sick
I'm so sick
Of getting sick
Everytime I lose my connection
I'm tired
So tired
Of getting up in the morning
For that long uphill walk
To the methadone clinic
There's gotta be an easier way

Now hold on a second

This burnin'
There's a change comin'
My blackened spoon
I suggest to you,
That it takes five seconds
Just five seconds
To put a morphine suppository
All the way inside
Brothers and sisters
Do you know what I'm talkin' about?
I'm talkin about a full on
Motherfucking
Revolution

You Stupid Asshole

You take your clothes off
I started to laugh
That's when I knew it was through
Guess although I'll take a bow
There's nothing else to do

You stupid asshole
You know you make me sick
You stupid asshole
Baby suck my dick

One, two, I'm looking at you
And there ain't nothing I miss
Three, four, I'm closing the door
'Cause you no longer exist
Guitar

I hear these words pounding in my brain
I need a girl who puts out
But you don't and it's causing me pain
And it's causing me doubt

You're a stupid asshole
Baby, I'm one, too
You're a stupid asshole
I don't know what to do

One, two, I'm looking at you
And there ain't nothing I miss
Three, four, I'm just a fucking whore
'Cause you no longer exist
'Cause you no longer exist

Pump it Up

I've been on tenterhooks
Ending in dirty looks
Listening to the Muzak
Thinking about this and that
She said "that's that"
I don't want to chitter-chat
Turn it down a little bit
Or turn it down flat

Pump it up
Until you can feel it
Pump it up
When you don't really need it

Down in the pleasure center
Hell bent or heaven sent
Listen to the propaganda
Listen to the latest slander
There's nothing underhand
She wouldn't understand it

Pump it up
Until you can feel it
Pump it up
When you don't really need it

She's been a bad girl
She's like a chemical
Though you try to stop it
She's like a narcotic
You want to torture her
You want to talk to her
All the things you bought for her
Putting up your temperature

Pump it up
Until you can feel it
Pump it up
When you don't really need it

Out in the fashion show
Down in the bargain bin
You put your passion out
Under the pressure pin
Fall into submission
Hit-and-run transmission
No use wishing now for any other sin

Pump it up
Until you can feel it
Pump it up
When you don't really need it

Pump it up
Until you can feel it
Pump it up
When you don't really need it

Pump it up
Until you can feel it
Pump it up
When you don't really need it

Don't really need it
Don't really need it
Don't really need it
Don't really need it
Don't really need it
Pump it up
Don't really need it
Pump it up
Don't really need it
Pump it up
Don't really need it
Pump it up

The Money Will Roll Right in

I'm going to Hollywood
They'll see that I'm so good
I won't care how I feel
And I'll get to fuck Brooke Shields

I'll just sit and grin
The money will roll right in

I would give you some
If you only would have treated my nice
You'll wish that you did
you'll feel pretty stupid

I'll just sit and grin
The money will roll right in

I'll just sit and grin
The money will roll right in

It's fun to be a star
It's nice to have a car
Yeah, you'll have to admit
That I'll be rich as shit

I'll just sit and grin
The money will roll right in

The money will roll right in

Fix Me

Someday
I'll feel no pain
Someday
I won't have a brain
They'll take away the part that hurts
And let the rest remain

Fix me
Fix my head
Fix me please
I don't want to be dead

Someday
We'll all be rich
Someday
I won't listen to you bitch
I'll turn up the volume
And you can hear all the shit we play just for you

Fix me
Fix my head
Fix me please
I don't want to be dead

Someday
I'll feel no pain
Someday
I won't have a brain
They'll take away the part that hurts
And let the rest remain

Fix me
Fix my head
Fix me please
I don't want to be dead

Fix it

She's Just 15

I know you're name
You're stupid, little Bea
You're just fifteen
But baby can't you see

That I
Love
That I'm in love little girl?
Please, please don't ever cheat on me

I'm so lazy
Don't get out of bed until twelve o'clock
Got no time for working
Don't want a job

But you
Know
That I'm in love little girl
Please, please don't ever cheat on me
Please, please don't ever cheat on me

Your mom is out
And your dad is working all night
If he comes home early
There's going to be a big fight

I'm in
Love
Because I love you little girl
Please, please don't ever cheat on me
Please, please don't ever cheat on me
Please, please don't ever cheat on me
Please, please don't ever cheat on me
Please, please don't ever cheat on me

Baby O Baby

Baby o baby
Tonight, tonight
Baby o baby
It's right tonight
Baby o baby
Tonight, tonight
It's right tonight
It's right tonight
It's right tonight
It's right tonight
It's right tonight
It's right tonight

Oh
Oh
Ow

Baby o baby
Tonight, tonight
Baby o baby
It's right tonight
It's right tonight
It's right tonight
It's right

Oh
Ow
Ow

Wanted it why?
Wanted it why?
Wanted it why?
Wanted it why?
Wanted it why?
Wanted it why?
Wanted it why?

Baby o baby
Tonight's the night
Baby o baby
It's right tonight

Oh

O baby o baby
Tonight, tonight
O baby o baby
It's right tonight
It's right tonight
It's right tonight
It's right

Oh
Oh

Over the Top

Shoot, shoot, shoot, hey
Don't be unkind, I'm out of my mind
And I'm telling you
It's not that I'm bad, I'm totally mad
I'm a loser, too
I'm certain, I must be a burden
Completely
Over the top, over the top

Don't know what it means, all I hear is screams
And I don't know whose
The nightmare's for real, I got a raw deal
It's all bad news
I swear it, I can't bear it
Completely
Over the top, over the top
Ohhhh
Ooooh
You know it's no lie, my main alibi
It's a waste of time
You know it's the truth, the lyrics the proof
But at least it rhymes
You can't harm me, 'cause I'm barmy
Completely
Over the top, over the top

You Give Me the Creeps

(Roll it)

Get off my back
I'm not gonna take it
Give me your money
I don't have to make it
Get out of my way
I am going to be sick
Who do you think you are?
I hope you're dead before you get too far

If you're so fucking clever
Why is everyone laughing at you?
Are you really going to control us?
That's something we'd like to see you try to do

March From Fuzz
(Instrumental)

Ounce of Deception

I feel unreal
I feel this every day
I steal to feel
And I steal your heart away

You're next
And I sense
You're coming in the rain
To see you, me
Believing you can change

An ounce of deception
Get off
An ounce of deception
Get off
An ounce of deception
Kills a pound of pain

She feels, I deal
I fold my cheating hand
No deals, fate sealed
Fully proved myself at last

An ounce of deception
Get off
An ounce of deception
Get off
An ounce of deception
Kills a pound of pain

Paperback Life

All the things you have done
Come back to hurt me
All the guys you have seen
A bag of tricks and me

It's everything you do
My love's too good for you
My love's too good for you

You keep changing your mind
Don't think I'm good enough for you
And with all these griefs
You break a heart in two

You're a mean, mean girl
Please stay out of my world
Please stay out of my world
Ahhhhhhh

All things you have said
To make you be on t.v.
It's like a daytime soap
It's not reality
It's like a dime-store book
A cheap paperback life
A cheap paperback life

Bushpusher Man

Every bone
Deal with grease
Every muscle
Quivers before release
My blood-shot eyes
Scan the road
A couple dogs in the corner
Are making drunken love

You have to love me
You have to smile
I hope I don't repulse you
I'm a sensitive guy

Please don't hate me
I never asked to be born there
I know I'm bad, make me
Believe me and understand
If I was a woman
I'd hate me, too
That's why, my fragile flower
I'm just for you

You have to love me
You have to smile
Please don't laugh at my body
I'm a sensitive guy

I'm pushing, pushing the bush
Don't push back
If I happen to wake you
Moving around the bush
Don't wake me

You have to love me
You have to smile
I hope I don't repulse you
I'm a sensitive guy

You have to love me
You have to smile
Please don't laugh at my body
I'm a sensitive guy

Fuzzbuster
(Instrumental)

Overblown

(OK, grunge-masters, here we go)

Everybody loves us
Everybody loves our town
That's why I'm thinking lately
The time for leaving is now

Hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey
It's so overblown

Everybody loves us
Man, they give me the creeps
And you're up there shaking and flexing
Display of a macho freak
Now you've got their attention
And you've got so very far
They gave your very own spotlight
Just like some real rock star

Hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey
It's so overblown

Show them, Stevie

You got a sack full of candy
All I got was a rock
They got you by your big business boy
Nice to know you're packing extra socks

Everybody loves us
Everybody's getting kind of old
Couldn't hold a regular job
Long live rock and roll

Hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey
It's so overblown
Overblown
Overblown
Overblown
Overblown

It's all over and done

Run Shithead Run

Got trouble behind you, he's on your tail
Better not flinch, better not fail
Don't look back
Don't look back
Don't look back
Don't look back
Don't

Run, run, run
Run shithead run
Run, run, run
Run shithead run
Go

Don't look back
Don't look back
Don't look back
Don't look back
Don't

Run, run, run
Run shithead run, run, run
Run shithead run

King Sandbox

Always wanted more than he needs
Always wanted more than he can take
Always wanted more than he can handle
Always wanted another piece of cake

King Sandbox says more
King Sandbox wants more

He always gets more than he deserves
He always dresses to suit himself
He always takes so you can't have
He always wants more than anybody else

King Sandbox sees yours
King Sandbox wants yours

Oh

On top of his mountain
Mountain of gold
King of the hill
Has got to have it all
Now he owns the sandbox
And his playmates
Move in the cold
He's a spoiled child
Born to it all

King Sandbox wants more
King Sandbox wants yours

Tonight I Think I'm Gonna Go Downtown

(All right)

Tonight I think I'm gonna go downtown
Tonight I think I'm gonna look around
For something I could not see
When this world was more real to me
Tonight I think I'm gonna go downtown

My love, my love has gone away
My love, my love, what can I say?
My love would never see
That this world's just not real to me
Tonight I think I'm gonna go downtown

I told my love a thousand times
That I can't say what's on my mind
But we would never see
That this world's not real to me
Tonight I think I'm gonna go downtown

Tonight I think I'm gonna go downtown
Tonight I think I'm gonna look around
For something I could not see
When this world was more real to me
Tonight I think I'm gonna go downtown

Tonight I think I'm gonna go downtown

Holden

I can tell by the shuffle in your walk
I can tell by the nonsense in your talk
I can tell by the way you laugh at everything
I'm with you man, I'm not digging this scene, no

I gotta know
I gotta know
I gotta know
I gotta know
I gotta know
I gotta know
You holden

Gonna fly me a rocket straight to outer space
'Cause space is the place where anyone's free
Hey buddy I'm short a buck
Can you dig my rotten luck?
Yeah, I know it don't grow on trees
Thanks man, you're a friend indeed

Now I know
Now I know
Now I know
Now I know
Now I know
Now I know
You're holden

I know
I know
I know
You're holden

Not Going Down That Road Again

I'm not going down that road again
Gone down too many times
Ain't gonna follow you, my friend
Hope I see you one more time

Not going down that road again

I'm not going down that road again
Ain't nothing new to see
You know I followed it to the very end
Nearly ruined me

Not going down that road again

I'm not going down that road again
Learned my lesson all too well
Haven't found my way to heaven
But I've been on the road to hell

Not going down that road again

Not going down that road again
Not going down that road again
Not going down that road again
Not going down that road again

Brand New Face

Hey baby, I love your face
I love your face
Baby, baby, I love your face
I love your brand new face
You've never looked better
I've just got to tell you
I love your brand new face

They did a great job on you
I detect a swagger in the way that you walk
And a sass in the way that you talk
Good God, you stop the clock
And you went backwards, around the block

Hey baby, I love your face
I love your face
Baby, baby, I love your face
I love your brand new face
You've never looked better
In fact, you look stellar
I love your brand new face

Must be nice to stop growing old
Too bad they can't give you a soul
What'd they do with the rest of your nose?
I bet that you won't decompose

Owwwww

Hey baby, I love your face
I love your brand new face
Baby, baby, I love your face
I love your brand new face
You never looked better
Ah hell, you look stellar
I love your brand new face
I love your brand new face
I really love your brand new face, yeah
I love your brand new face

Drinking For Two

Say friend, have you met the new misses?
Well step up and meet the new misses
We're not really married but we might as well be
Made some good lovin', got a bun in the oven

You know, she's drinking for two
She's drinking for two
She's drinking for two
She's drinking for

Two hungry livers to feed
She's got two hungry livers to feed
I can't get no prouder, gotta shout it out louder
That S.O.B.'s gonna be just like me

She's drinking for two
She's drinking for two
She's drinking for two
She's drinking for two

Well gather around friends and toast this event
He'll be allright, that sweet bastard of mine

She's drinking for two
She's drinking for two
She's drinking for two
She's drinking for two
She's drinking for two

The Butterfly Stroke

Anything is possible
Anything is possible
Believe in a wish and it'll come true
Everything is delightful
There's nothing frightful
In a piece of the world where we make our own rules

If I was your daddy
I'd treat real sweet
Let you play all day with the animals in the zoo
I'd clean the cotton candy off your sticky hands
And I'd try to love your mommy as much as you

Anything is possible
Anything is possible
Believe in a wish and it'll come true
Everything is delightful
There's nothing frightful
In a piece of the world where we make our own rules

When the big hand touches the little hand
When the big hand touches the little hand
We'll sail away to Neverland
We'll sail away to Neverland
Owww

If I was your daddy
We'd have nothing but fun
Laughing all day long at our own little jokes
And when the day gets too hot
We'll cool off in my pool
Alone in the deep hand I'll teach you the butterfly stroke

When the big hand touches the little hand
When the big hand touches the little hand
We'll sail away to Neverland
We'll sail away to Neverland
We'll sail away to Neverland
We'll sail away to Neverland

Editions of You

Well I'm here looking through an old picture frame
Just waiting for the perfect view
I hope something special will step into my life
Another fine edition of you
A portrait done in shades of blue

Sometimes I find a yearning for the quiet life
The country air and all of its joys
But badgers couldn't compensate at twice the price
For just another night with the boys oh yeah
And boys will be boys will be boys

They say love's a gamble hard to win, easy lose
What's the chance you'll ever make hay?
If life is your table and fate is the wheel
Then let the chips fall where they may
In modern times the modern way

And as I was drifting past the Northern Lights
I heard those slinky sirens wail, oooh
So look out sailor when you hear them croon
You'll never be the same again, oh no
Their crazy music drives you insane this way

So love me leave me do what you will
Who knows what tomorrow might bring?
Learn from your mistakes is my only advice
And stay cool is still the main rule
Don't take yourself for a fool
Too much cheesecake too soon
Old money's better than new
No mention in the latest Tribune
And don't let this happen to you