10. Was the deciding vote on the Supreme Court that allowed Jim
Crow laws in the South to be legal.
9. Inventor of the mechanical pencil.
8. Found the correlation between the HIV virus and the green monkey.
7. Was one of the stars of the hilarious sitcom, "Who's The Boss",
(I'm sorry, that was Danny Pintauro)
6. Grossed out 150 million viewers when he ate thirty five hot dogs
in 10 minutes on "That's Incredible!"
5. Involved in the 1983 "Debacle in Gotham City" when he
impersonated the Bat Signal using a flashlight and some cardboard,
and because of the ensuing chaos, helped Joker and Two-Face escape
justice.
4. Helped Scooby Doo and Friends solve "The Case of the Missing
Gold Ring".
3. Voted for Michael Dukakis.
2. "The Danny Chai"-- a candy bar loaded with raisins, almonds,
peanut butter, and chocolate, for that "Chai"-licious taste! Yummy!
1. Started the new, but short-lived dance craze: the "Call the
Elders" dance!! (Hint to Danny: notice I used the words "short-lived", as in,
it is not funny anymore, so PLEASE STOP DOING IT!!)
Daniel Sunil Chai Rub a dub dub, three men in a tub A name that will live in infamy And Danny is there to rebuke. Be it good, be it bad This is perversion my friends Harken, your footsteps approach So let's make amends Silence looms. BE(a)WARE! Before you cause me to puke. There was once a man from Ohio One score and 7 hours ago Whose name was Danny Chai-oh Danny came onto this world Has he charm and wit? Has it been that long? Or merely causes a fit? Or has it been that short? His affecting us has no denial There's still a lot of living left. (The Bellarmine mockery theme song, to the tune of "Pop Goes the Weasel") I'm a little Bellarmine boy And I don't wish to marry. I sit in the corner and p*ay with myself. *POOF* I'm a fairy. (REVISED, VERSE TWO) (REVISED, VERSE THREE) I'm a smart Bellarmine boy I'm a smart Bellarmine boy And I don't wish to marry And I ended up at Stanford Following God is better for men My friends are great, life is good Without a Ruth or Mary. NOW LET ME STUDY FOR FINALS!!!