Evidence for the conviction of Danny Chai

• Grew up in the Bay Area...much like O.J. Simpson.
• Goes to Stanford, a private university. O.J. went to USC, a private university.
• O.J. was immortalized at the NFL Hall of Fame in Ohio. Danny Chai was mortalized in a hospital in Ohio.
• Both known by initials... D.C. and O.J.
• Danny Chai and O.J. Simpson both consist of 9 letters.
• Has been known to exhibit a syndrome called "Korean Power", which effectively means he believes in the superiorty of Koreans over every race, especially whites. (But of course race is not an issue, and this is a total joke if you didn't get it already.)
• Has great moves on the dance floor, much like O.J.'s great moves on the football field.
• Both have Anti-Home Pages. The Anti-Danny Chai Club and the Unofficial O.J. Simpson Boycott Successes Page.
• PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE found locked away in the annals of the Anti-Danny Chai club.
• "Danny Chai" rearranged spells "Achy and In", which semi-describes O.J. Simpson's pre-trial status.
• "Danny Chai" rearranged also spells "Handy Cain" and it sure would be handy for him to act like his namesake.
• "Danny Sunil Chai" rearranged spells "U can hand in sly I", which, besides his known poor grammar, shows his sarcastic taunting of the criminal justice system.
• First-hand testimony by OJ Simpson himself! Click here.
• His motive: HE THINKS EVERYONE HATES HIM! REVENGE REVENGE!

Evidence for the acquittal of Danny Chai

• Danny Chai was known as Mr. Uncoordinated Extraordinaire back in elementary school. Would most likely end up stabbing himself by accident.
• Too busy working on his and the FiCS home page to kill anyone.
• The Sixth Commandment.
• Danny Chai has no car to drive down to LA from the Bay Area with.
• Had to go to the bathroom at that time.
• Framed by members of the Anti-Danny Chai Club.
• Why waste time driving around LA when you could be studying chem?
• He's not THAT bad.