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wu :: forums    riddles    what happened (Moderators: Icarus, william wu, ThudnBlunder, towr, SMQ, Eigenray, Grimbal)    3 men dead! « Previous topic | Next topic » Pages: 1  Reply Notify of replies Send Topic Print    Author  Topic: 3 men dead!  (Read 872 times) macduffiegurl Newbie     Gender: Posts: 6 3 men dead!   « on: Aug 20th, 2003, 10:31am » Quote Modify 3 deaths occur around and in a 30- story apartment building.  One man lays dead on the pavement, his fingers broken and bruised in many places.  On top of him is a refrigerator, in which there is another dead body.  Up on the 25th floor lies another dead man.  What happened?   ( also a funny joke.  ) « Last Edit: Aug 20th, 2003, 10:33am by macduffiegurl » IP Logged towr wu::riddles Moderator Uberpuzzler Some people are average, some are just mean.     Gender: Posts: 13730 Re: 3 men dead!   « Reply #1 on: Aug 20th, 2003, 10:59am » Quote Modify ::First guess, someone locked himself in the fridge, the other two tried to carry the fridge down the stairs, the top one got a heartattack, so the last man standing had to carry the whole fridge, but couldn't, so he got pushed down the stairs by the fridge out of a window onto the pavement.:: IP Logged Wikipedia, Google, Mathworld, Integer sequence DB James Fingas Uberpuzzler     Gender: Posts: 949 Re: 3 men dead!   « Reply #2 on: Aug 20th, 2003, 1:06pm » Quote Modify towr,   If that's your idea of something funny, I'd hate to see you when you're serious ...   If this is what I think it is, people who don't know the answer will likely have to resort to Q&A to find out what happened. IP Logged Doc, I'm addicted to advice! What should I do? towr wu::riddles Moderator Uberpuzzler Some people are average, some are just mean.     Gender: Posts: 13730 Re: 3 men dead!   « Reply #3 on: Aug 20th, 2003, 1:34pm » Quote Modify on Aug 20th, 2003, 1:06pm, James Fingas wrote: If that's your idea of something funny, I'd hate to see you when you're serious ... Well.. someone getting trapped in a fridge is funny.. The final result might not be funny, but unlikely sequence of events is funny. « Last Edit: Aug 20th, 2003, 1:35pm by towr » IP Logged Wikipedia, Google, Mathworld, Integer sequence DB turtler7 Newbie     Gender: Posts: 37 Re: 3 men dead!   « Reply #4 on: Aug 20th, 2003, 1:43pm » Quote Modify I know this joke...  I will tell it in joke format now. In heaven they deside to make a new rule that u have to have had a very bad day to be admited into heaven.   A guy comes up and the gate angel asks him how his day went.  He says he had a bad day as he came home to his apartment on the 25th floor to find his wife naked and sweating on the floor.  He thinks she is having an affair and begins tearing the aparment apart to find the guy.  Finnally he sees someones finger tips over the balcany.  he goes jumps on the fingers and then goes to get his refrigerator.  He launches the fridge onto the guy that is on the ground barly alive.  In the exitment he has a heart attack and dies.  The angel replys.  That was a bad day go on it.  Next guy comes.  How was your day.  "Well i was exercizing on my 26th floor aparment when all the vibrations start beneith me.  I go to the balcony to yell down at them.  When i slip and fall over.  Fortunatly i catch the ledge of the 25th floor.  All the sudden this mad man starts jumping on my fingers and i fall.  But i still live.  Then of all things he throws a REFRIGERATOR at me, and i died.  THe angel starts laughing and tells the guy to go on in.  Next guy comes.  How was your day?  "Well, Picture this, I am naked hiding in a refridgerator..." IP Logged towr wu::riddles Moderator Uberpuzzler Some people are average, some are just mean.     Gender: Posts: 13730 Re: 3 men dead!   « Reply #5 on: Aug 20th, 2003, 1:48pm » Quote Modify look at that, I nearly got it. IP Logged Wikipedia, Google, Mathworld, Integer sequence DB turtler7 Newbie     Gender: Posts: 37 Re: 3 men dead!   « Reply #6 on: Aug 20th, 2003, 1:53pm » Quote Modify unless u knew it i dont see how it is even possible to get it right.  Although u were VERY close for not knowing.  btw I didnt know a fridge could lock...   IP Logged towr wu::riddles Moderator Uberpuzzler Some people are average, some are just mean.     Gender: Posts: 13730 Re: 3 men dead!   « Reply #7 on: Aug 20th, 2003, 2:05pm » Quote Modify Some fridges can be locked.. To keep the kids out y'know And probably for researchfacilities that keep dangerous/important stuff in their fridge.. IP Logged Wikipedia, Google, Mathworld, Integer sequence DB turtler7 Newbie     Gender: Posts: 37 Re: 3 men dead!   « Reply #8 on: Aug 20th, 2003, 2:07pm » Quote Modify unlickly in an apartment but it makes you guess somewhat reasonable IP Logged towr wu::riddles Moderator Uberpuzzler Some people are average, some are just mean.     Gender: Posts: 13730 Re: 3 men dead!   « Reply #9 on: Aug 20th, 2003, 2:08pm » Quote Modify http://www.beldray.com/safety/onofffridgelock.htm   IP Logged Wikipedia, Google, Mathworld, Integer sequence DB macduffiegurl Newbie     Gender: Posts: 6 Re: 3 men dead!   « Reply #10 on: Aug 20th, 2003, 3:38pm » Quote Modify Nice job, but I wish you'd have tried asking q&a's first. 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