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Noke Lieu
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Re: Sandman duel II
« Reply #100 on: Jul 8th, 2005, 2:11am » |
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Re: Sandman duel II
« Reply #101 on: Jul 8th, 2005, 6:04pm » |
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I am the Great Architect of the Universe; smiting those who think they can meddle with My work, devising work-around methods for procreation that allow My creatures to reproduce regardless of meddling by those other creatures whom I already had to evict from one garden because they couldn't follow the rules and on top of that, if you want my (unhumble) opinion are well on their way to screwing up the one I'm letting them borrow. Ingrates.
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Re: Sandman duel II
« Reply #102 on: Jul 8th, 2005, 6:23pm » |
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Re: Sandman duel II
« Reply #103 on: Jul 9th, 2005, 4:09pm » |
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Re: Sandman duel II
« Reply #104 on: Jul 10th, 2005, 6:42am » |
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on Jul 9th, 2005, 4:09pm, Grimbal wrote:| I am determinism, making free will an illusion, incidentally determining in advance the answer to this post. |
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Re: Sandman duel II
« Reply #105 on: Jul 10th, 2005, 5:40pm » |
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Re: Sandman duel II
« Reply #106 on: Jul 11th, 2005, 8:28pm » |
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Re: Sandman duel II
« Reply #107 on: Jul 12th, 2005, 6:30pm » |
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I am Girl Scout cookies, fattening, diverting attention from skirts to Thin Mints.
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Re: Sandman duel II
« Reply #108 on: Jul 12th, 2005, 6:57pm » |
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I am a brown bear, largest carnivore walking the face of the earth, occasionally walking into Boy Scout camp to eat Girl Scout cookies.
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Re: Sandman duel II
« Reply #109 on: Jul 12th, 2005, 10:20pm » |
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I am the Ringmaster, forcing bears to do tricks with stupid hats on, crushing all pride of such bears.
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Re: Sandman duel II
« Reply #110 on: Jul 12th, 2005, 10:41pm » |
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I am the trapeze artist; weighing 185 pounds, missing my jump falling through the air at ever increasing speed becoming a human meteor screaming in terror as I slam into the ringmaster knocking him to the hardpacked ground of center ring causing his neck to break, his heart to burst, and his skull to blossom in a red and gray flower of cerebral gore that splashes all over the brown bear who already frightened by the screaming trapeze artist goes berserk and devours the lifeless body of his lifelong tormentor.
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Re: Sandman duel II
« Reply #111 on: Jul 13th, 2005, 10:25am » |
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Re: Sandman duel II
« Reply #112 on: Jul 13th, 2005, 5:35pm » |
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I am Elvira the bearded lady (jilted lover of the trapeze artist): driven to a fit of jealous rage because my beloved the Great Flying Ivan (the trapeze artist) has left me for the skinny little tart who is training for the highwire balancing act, I have secretly applied a caustic chemical to the entire safety net expecting that my rival for the Great Ivan's love would fall to her death during training.
<<Unfortunately for Elvira, Mimi (the beautiful young highwire actress) did not fall. Chemical traces found in Elvira's wagon led to her arrest for the murder of the Great Ivan. However, Elvira was found dead in her cell this morning; hung by a rope she had braided from whiskers plucked from her chin. Policeman Ian Whitherspoon noted that, "She's actually quite attractive, if you see her without the beard that is." Memorial services will be held on Saturday, in the big top.>>
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Re: Sandman duel II
« Reply #113 on: Jul 13th, 2005, 8:26pm » |
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Re: Sandman duel II
« Reply #114 on: Jul 13th, 2005, 9:17pm » |
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I am fundamentalist Isamic leaders: prohibiting shaving, destroying all razors in glorious purifying fires in towns and cities all across the world...everyplace...even in the home town of King Camp Gillette.
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Re: Sandman duel II
« Reply #115 on: Jul 16th, 2005, 7:21am » |
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Re: Sandman duel II
« Reply #116 on: Jul 18th, 2005, 6:23pm » |
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Re: Sandman duel II
« Reply #117 on: Jul 18th, 2005, 7:01pm » |
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I am a 40 years of life; causing hippy to age and grow conservative, convincing hippy that the good old days actually were the good old days and if these young punks nowadays don't pull up their trousers and turn off their ugly hippity-hop music then we should reinstate the draft and send them all off to foreign countries to protect the interests of the USA, which is probably the best thing for them and for the Army (and it might bring the price of oil down which is a hell of a problem now that I (the hippy) live on a fixed retirement income.
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Re: Sandman duel II
« Reply #118 on: Jul 22nd, 2005, 6:26am » |
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I am DHEA, giving the 40-year old hippy the energy of a 20-year old, making him the one who is going on the nerves of the 40-years old punks.
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Re: Sandman duel II
« Reply #119 on: Dec 10th, 2005, 10:21am » |
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it's been a while but...
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Re: Sandman duel II
« Reply #120 on: Dec 12th, 2005, 6:05pm » |
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Sorry, couldn't resist...
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Re: Sandman duel II
« Reply #121 on: Dec 12th, 2005, 6:37pm » |
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Re: Sandman duel II
« Reply #122 on: Dec 12th, 2005, 9:11pm » |
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Re: Sandman duel II
« Reply #123 on: Dec 12th, 2005, 9:35pm » |
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Re: Sandman duel II
« Reply #124 on: Dec 13th, 2005, 12:28am » |
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